Day after day
I scream and I wail
With hope he responds
To no avail
His sparkling eyes
Happily gleaming
Now I am shaking
And fucking screaming!
Day after day
nobody likes you
I do
:'(
No you don’t
You're just jealous that nobody loves YOU!
Remember the time he bought a magic wand from a wizard and hijinks ensued?
>that time Corey went to space and befriended an alien
ayy lmao
SCREAMING
>that episode where he wouldn't give the witch her fucking broom back and she made it rain inside the pawn shop
I don't remember that one, but sounds awesome!
How does a father berry his sun?
>I think we all learned an important lesson about fire safety from the time corey bought a WWII flame thrower
What happened??
Heaven gained an angle, user
Screaming
Rust in piece, sweat angle.
kill yourself
jesus emailed me a photo of corey in heven
Remember the time Corey's long lost evil twin came to the shop and no one could tell them apart? I knew which one was not corey because the evil one had a handlebar mustache
>that time corey and Chumlee were fighting so God switched their bodies and we all learned an important lesson about cooperation