>wake up to sounds of gunshots
>brush teeth with AR-47 electric tooth brush attachment
>Eat prebreakfast meal of macaroni and cheese
>waddle to car, dodging as many bullets as possible
>only get hit by 2, nice
>Stop by gas station and spend more on gas than what Ill make that day
>stuck in traffic due to abortion rights protest
>stop by mcdonalds to get my "healthy" mcgriddle with cheese
>stuck in traffic due to active school shooter
>finally get to my job at subway where Im asking to make $17 an hour
>"diverse" customer asks for extra mayo on his sandwhic
>ayoo whitboi but not too much mao-nase
>didnt put the exact amount of mayo they wanted
>get shot
>refuse ambulance because no healthcare
>die
Stay jealous yuropoors!
Wake up to sounds of gunshots
Kayden Bennett
Carson James
Kek
Aiden Wood
>>stop by mcdonalds to get my "healthy" mcgriddle with cheese
Basically me but I ride my bike to work 25km so It's actually healthy because I burn off the fats.
William Baker
>no nigger fucking your wife
LARP and sage
Caleb Sanchez
>25km
>american
Pick one
Dylan Edwards
there was no wife at all in that story
Easton Green
>Atlanta
Somehow I'm not surprised.
Anthony Fisher
>america
Somehow I'm not surprised
Carson Cox
Andrew Collins
Julian Hall
Okay, but too much mayo both overwhelms the meat's flavor and looks like someone came inside the bread
Andrew Harris
ITT
Robert Morgan
Atlanta be representing bitches! Dat shit be nohrmalz yo!
Isaiah Moore
James James
Isaiah Bailey
Adrian Lopez
did you censor out the cunt, nigger, faggot stuff you greasy bitch?
Benjamin Campbell
>Eurocucks just cant relate
Charles Parker
Jayden Gray
as an american i have to say this one is pretty funny, definitely the best post a eurofag has come up with in quite a while
Matthew Reyes
There are people named "garcia" and "rodriguez" in Spain. That's why they have those names in mexico and america.
Charles Scott
last time i checked we can annihilate your entire shitty country at the push of a button.
Aaron Kelly
>as an american
fuck off.
James White
yea but you wont, cuck
Zachary Sanders
Liam Anderson
Fucking do it then, agent rodriguez.
Michael Rivera
england is completely fucked too
Samuel Ramirez
sob my life into pieces
i am a mutt in court
Jack King
Lol yeah, just England
Jose Morris
Y'all know this was negroe on negroe crime right?
Jordan Reed
perfect.
Brody Thompson
>LARPing
bro all you nog and nigs have AR15s but when push comes to shove you roll over like the little bitches you are lmao
you won't do shit, you never do shit, and you're a pathetic coward
fuck outta here, all bark no bite bitch
Zachary King
To make matters worse, those sandwiches are close to inedible.
Isaiah Jackson
>As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a jew mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1
Fixed it for ya retard
Ryder Sanchez
Jaxson Nguyen
kek that white girl is like, "Bollocks! Get me out of this bloody public school for wogs!"
Michael Johnson
>work at subway, get shot
>get on a subway, get shot
its like poetry
Levi Baker
Caleb Turner
Americans are actually proud of this
Too dumb to talk about problems. Everything must be solved with violence. Bully mentality.
Jaxson Jenkins
American children have more important things to be worried about anyway
Easton Kelly
>larping as an internet tough guy
No, YOU won’t do shit lol
Nathan Morris
hey
Robert Cooper
forsooth, the cuck speaketh
William Reed
Tyler Fisher
yep. the world constantly plots on how to take down and overthrow america yet when we remind you we could wipe your pathetic wasteland off the planet in the blink of an eye we're "bullies". lmao cope 3rd world faggot!
Nathan Rivera
Eat the Chinese and Indians, there are plenty of them.
Bentley Bennett
fucking die
Sebastian Nguyen
Andrew Murphy
your country literally donates your dick skins to jews and takes your tax money for isreal while you pay 6+ dollars for gas
you will never do shit because you're a coward and cattle lmao
better pucker up that lil asshole too I hear jewlensky needs more gibs too
lmao bitch nigga
Noah Green
india is trash
Jace Wright
fucking germans are the gay niggers of Europe now.
Charles Flores
this is why japan is superior, there's no such thing as too much mayonaise for them
Liam King
Q IS FUCKING BACK. My faith restored, we will save this country and the world from lots of bad (not good) stuff
Cameron Russell
japan is trash and so are you mutt
Angel Bailey
my friend the alphabet letters have taken over q, the plan has failed