What is the best pocket pussy Any Forums? should i get one?

what is the best pocket pussy Any Forums? should i get one?

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An actual human.

That depends greatly on the one it's attached to, to be fair.

A cute and funny one ofc.

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Foreskin is the best sex toy for your dick

fug :D

Oy vey, mods delete this right now!

The Mia malkova pornstar one is really good, Onaholes are good too. Alexis Texas’s is great too, if you’re into petite pornstars I’d say the Elsa Jean one

for Any Forums being full of lifelong virgins, these are the least helpful responses I could have ever expected. shouldn't you retards be experts?

Abella Dangers mold is absolutey amazing, as you'd expect from the greatest pornstar to ever live. Im fucking her right now actually

A sock, a couple rubber bands, and 3-4 rubber bullet vibrators can get me off in like 2 minutes.

Make sure you get rubber so they don't clack together at 6,000 decibles though.

Eh.

For me, Sex used to be fun and exciting and to a point it still is. I much prefer a blowjob/handjob or just a vibrating toy so that I can lay back and relax.

Spending 45 minutes to get my wife off almost every time gets old and tiring. Maybe i'm just old and tired lol.

She takes that long because she has micro-orgasms and it takes a while with fingers and a vibrator for her to get off. She'll have like 5-10 of these small orgasms until finally it builds up into "The Big One". By that time my arms are quite tired.

>She takes that long because she has micro-orgasms and it takes a while with fingers and a vibrator for her to get off. She'll have like 5-10 of these small orgasms until finally it builds up into "The Big One". By that time my arms are quite tired.

This is absolutely the living worst. "You made me cum, but not really keep going."

I own this kiro jerk off machine. It cost $199. It’s like a flashlight that locks into a cylindrical shaft that has different speeds and strokes. But in the end I didn’t use it nearly as much as I thought and the hassle of getting it, lubing, and then cleaning afterwards is more hassle than the usual impulse of jerking off.

the fuck kind of nigger shit is this? i want a sex toy, not a fucking highschoolers sock and rubber-band project, jesus

huh. what was it?

Yoni firefly stroker is OP

a real girl who isnt fat

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kys you fucking pathetic faggot

Ok, but i'm telling you it's pretty amazing.

Cleanup is easy too just throw the sock in the laundry (or wear it, i'm not your dad.)

I'm just suprised you can read at all.

Ive had $60 ones and $10 ones, they're all the same

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may feel great, but i don't want to assemble a concoction of household items to fuck. just want a good toy, thanks dad

and frankly, fucking a sock? theres no way that doesn't suck, fuck that

This one imo.

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Get a tenga egg. Regular fleshlights are really heavy and kind of cumbersome to use. Tenga eggs can get you off faster and they aren't too expensive to replace once they wear out.

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This thing. Not my video. Also I never could figure out the interactive bullshit so I just use it on manual mode. I’m doing nofap now though so