35 year old virgin here. Looking for advice on how to get laid

35 year old virgin here. Looking for advice on how to get laid.

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Rape

money

buy a prostitute

Prostitute
Adopt a dog and put peanut butter on your balls
Rape
Take yoga classes to make your spine flexible and blow yourself off
Abduct an intoxicated homeless woman
The possibilities are endless they all just depend on your level of commitment

What do you think would be a good income?

1 - commit crime
2 - sent to prison
3 - BJs & buttsex
4 - profit

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>Adopt a dog and put peanut butter on your balls

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Advice? Best advice anyone could give to a 35yr old virg, stay a virg or put a bullet between your eyes.
Your welcome! Have a goodday!

Make Vacation in Amsterdam or Germany. Sex work is legal there.
Have all the fun, without any negative consequences like jail.

You ever think about maybe going to a swinger's club?

That's what my Mom said.

I am German and I've been to Amsterdam many times. Just been to much of a coward to visit a hooker. Now in the US so getting one seems more difficult.

Don't you need to be a couple for that?

it doesn't matter. put some money aside until you have more than enough and then splurge that shit.

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Define splurge.

I think it's recommended but not always necessary. Pretty sure those communities are pretty open despite popular opinion. I was also talking to this guy here who would go to sex bars with his wife. He said a lot of people were single there and the stress of trying to get laid was off since everyone was there for the same reason. He ended up meeting a guy there for mfm and they still share her every now and then.

Nun, dass ist dann aber dein eigenes Problem. Warum würde jemand freiwillig von Deutschland in die USA umziehen?

Go to vegas, hookers are legal in Nevada

That's interesting. I would have expected that Swinger clubs would turn into complete sausage fests this way.

Neugierde. Ist nur für ein paar Jahre. Wobei das Gehalt hier um einiges besser ist als in D.

Recently been to Vegas, though primarily to climb shit.

Dafür kostet eben alles auch viel mehr.
Zumindest, wenn man gesund leben will.

am I speaking fucking Norwegian here. go to a bar, buy her some drinks, nice dinner, hotel room.

I know this is a retarded question, but have you asked women out?

You don't need a lot of money for that. Problem is finding the right woman. When I buy a woman a drink, she usually just takes it and leaves.

Yeah, sure.

Ok, What happens? Do you get a follow up and become a bit more flirty and physical?