Name my deer friend in my backyard

Name my deer friend in my backyard

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Venison

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No she's my friend

Louis

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A tasty friend

Stop feeding wildlife asshole. Youre not helpingrhem by feeding them.

My stupid fucking retard neighbor is always feeding raccoons. Now they keep getting into my garden and fucking shit up.

So I started trapping them, shooting them in the head, and throwing them on her lawn in the middle of the night

Your so cool and edgy. I'll keep giving my friends bread tho

Is this some gay thing

Very based

Target or Headshot

if its a she, name her pamela anderson

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If you knew anything about wildlife and weren't a braindead cocksucker, youd know you're only doing them a disservice by feeding them

If you're going to feed them, give them apples. Makes them tastier when I butcher and eat them

Alberto Barbossa.

Billy Mays

Lola. Are u at second base with her yet?

Your so cool

Snoopy

The great Bambino

I'm not trying to be cool. I'm trying to educate retards

Thanks for thinking I'm cool though. I am a hell of a catch

U r gae

How can I be more like you

These are the two I'm considerjng

Not him, but venison is both healthy and environmentally sound meat. As well as being tasty.

On a similar note I can't understand these people with pet rabbits - rabbits are vermin (tasty vermin) that I cull to protect my plants.

I saved a baby deer and posted about it on this fucking website. A week later a cop showed up to my house bc these retards claimed I stole a baby deer. It was already in a sanctuary/rehab place

Dinner

Kevin

Well, since I rolled dubs, name it nigger.

fpbp

>since I rolled dubs