Just found out my neighbour passed away and his funeral is on Wednesday
I never spoke to him and we have no common acquaintances as far as I know
What is the correct funeral etiquette in this situation? Is wearing blacked out sunglasses to much? How long should I stay at the after party?
Don't go ?
Ask for that tenner back.... and the lawnmower.
I've you've never talked to him then you probably don't really need to go, but if you wanted too then you could wear a suit and tie and just go to the funeral and go home.
why go to the funeral of someone you’ve never spoken to?
do you even need to go....?
go there for the free food, maybe?
I think anything decent and semi casual is good enough for this level of acquaintance. Fuck wearing a suit, don't even know that guy. Max I'd do is a buttoned up black shirt and some plain pants.
Go there and keep trying to convince the family that uncle walt wanted you to have the torino.
why would you go to his funeral if you never spoke to him?
Don't go. You'll be a weirdo standing around and trying to eat the food. You'll make everybody there feel uncomfortable in your presence.
The fact that you lived within relative proximity is no reason to attend his funeral by itself. If you want to go for other reasons (pick up grieving girls, free food, bored, see a dead body, morbid tendencies, etc) then that's on you. Wear a black suit and tie, be respectful and if anyone asks who you are say a neighbour.
Are retards on Any Forums really this socially inept that they need things like social contact explaining to them?
>someone I’ve never met died
>do I go to the funeral?
Kek. Good one OP. Made me chuckle.
> " I never spoke to him " ;
Me neither. Can you get me an invite to the after party?
I've got my own pair of dark sunglasses and some smart Bermuda Shorts with large fitted codpiece and a 12" length of fire-hose sewn into the seam of the left inside leg
> " How long should I stay at the after party? " ;
When I go to an After Death Piss-Up Party,
I always stay until all the drinks have run out, when I leave abruptly with any of the hot chicks that have been impressed by the fire-hose.
>Just found out my neighbour passed away and his funeral is on Wednesday
Sir you are now a suspect.
Ignore it, get some popcorn
Funerals are for losers
what makes you think you're invited?
Is being invited to funerals a thing? Never heard of that
for some
Fuck going to the funeral.
Rob his house during the funeral instead