Tomorrow is sunglasses day, which should I wear?

definitely, I think 6 suit your face shape better

Aviators it is. You guys didn't like the ambermatic ones though?

Actually I'm morbidly obese, category 3. I'm in the fattest BMI category that exists. Calling me fat doesn't nearly describe how fat I am.

Dude what the fuck. I thought you seemed cool but all the whiny posts and then you posed in the car with your sunglasses six times. I think you need help.

When did I whine?

He's been doing this for YEARS. The dude obviously needs professional help but I don't think he'll ever seek it out.

I got a pair of Ambermatic Ray Bans from the 60's
They're fuckin' sick.

What fantasy world do you live in? Only you and the other guy whined itt lol

I was hoping someone would say they preferred them, they're so cool to me.

Those posts about never getting a woman. You could be a closeted gay but honestly you make it seem so bad when it’s not. You look like a cool dude with sunglasses.
I don’t know maybe stop obsessing. I think you have a problem.

I don't always care about women, for instance I wasn't thinking about it at all today itt. Still not a concern

If you cleaned up that dog shit on your face you call a beard, you could pull off a John Goodman kind of look, from the Big Labowski.

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Oh I don't think most people think Walter is cool in that movie, also I have the big Lebowski sunglasses here
I kinda want to do the big Lebowski beard rather than Walter.

I don't want to have eye contact with anyone

Walter is hilarious.
When they're dumping Donny's ashes? C'mon.

He's hilarious, absolutely
>THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN
>I'm calmer than you are
>Shomer Shabbos