>be me, 22yo femanon >on bumble >get asked on date with slightly older user >say yes, freeicecream.jpg >we get to ice cream shop >mostly silence for first several minutes >ask him if hes excited about getting his masters >says no hes dreading it >starts rambling about "existential anxiety" >ohfuck.exe >begins explaining to me theres no good or evil >ask him wtf he means >says chimps kill babies and rape eachother >asks if i feel better >say kinda >he says lets go
>slightly older See that's where you fucked up. If you would have went out with a 33 year old boomer like me we could've done not only ice-cream but cake and ice-cream. Oh and I would've broken out the toys later that night. Have you ever had a vibrator up your butt before?
>brings up abortion unprompted yep average femcel now tits or gtfo
Asher Cook
He was just nervous and talked about what he learned at college. What did you want from him?
Isaac Thompson
to try to make me horny?
Jackson Harris
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Carter Diaz
Them just the rules tuts
Asher Johnson
I’m a fuckin giga chad and if I don’t like a girl for some stupid trivial reason I will turn the first date into a memorable event for both of us. This dude sounds like he’s doing the exact same thing. A true legend. Don’t fuck him though, he’s not going to respect you hahah
Femanon maybe he just wasn't feeling it tonight. Did you make it obvious while chatting before/during the date that you were looking to get laid first date?
