CRINGE THREAD
Post your best fails / cringe moments. Bonus points for personal or new stories.
I want to hear the about the times you'd rather die than relive because of the level of cringe
CRINGE THREAD
Post your best fails / cringe moments. Bonus points for personal or new stories.
I want to hear the about the times you'd rather die than relive because of the level of cringe
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>be me
>OP's dad
>fuck his mom
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>9 months pass
>OP born
>what have i done
Its been 25 years and i still can't pass his basement without cringing
fuck you dude
POST THIS CHINK'S ANUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
was at a pool party with a bunch of friends and one of them caught me taking a pic of her feet after we all got out
that's pretty bad. what did u say and how did she react lol?
I once got caught fapping at a sleepover by my friends sister. She looked horrified and confused
Imagining this actually happening in real life was one of the cringiest things I've ever experienced.
At that point I'm putting all my chips in and owning it. Just straight up tell her she has sexy feet, go in hard with no shame because you've got nothing else
She looked at me really shocked and just said “user??!” and looked at me then my phone and laughed nervously. I kinda just shrugged and avoided eye contact the rest of the night. No one else saw but they kept asking what happened cause it got really awkward really fast. We were all sitting outside so she draped a towel over her legs and feet after that
That’s pretty much what happened honestly, couple days later she brought it up and I just said “cute feet” and she thought it was funny I guess. She jokes about it a lot since then and she’s actually sent me some feet pics herself a few times
>be beta pussy that hasn't gotten laid in years
>met this 8/10 hot chick a couple years ago through some mutual social circles
>she actually seems pretty down to earth and kinda friendly to me right off the bat
>instant crush
>start following each other, messaging occasionally etc, she's always super excited to see or talk to me when we run into each other IRL.
>put her on a pedestal, start making excuses why i can't escalate or make a move (see a dude on her ig etc), desperately attracted to her but too bitchmade to risk it
>do nothing
>if i stop messaging her she eventually reaches out, messages me a meme or event invite on ig etc
>have drinks 1on1 a couple times over the years, but i'm a massive pussy and play it safe every time.
>ostensibly always just "catching up", never trying to make a move or define it as a date
>repeat this like once every few months
>we gradually start to talk less and less
>now she never messages me and the few times i've reached out i've gotten 1 word to no response, left on Seen etc.
>can't even look at her shit anymore because it just reminds me of how much of a fucking sperg idiot i am
god those soles look delicious. never see asian women with meaty soles
>give cute cashier a note with my number in it, along with the cash I'm paying with
>she sees the note and ignores it
Been avoiding her shift ever since
If abortion was legal all of that could be avoided...
Think about this for the next 200 abortion threads b.
kek.
This is actually pretty cool. Is very hard to have fun all by yourself as a adult.
>What user would wish had happened
Don't lie you autistic goober. You're social life is over isn't it?
Your one chance at a normal life and you fucked it up. Try again when you're 40
my social life is fine, we all still hang out every weekend or so when everyone is free/in town. It’s not like I’m getting footjobs from her or anything it was like a “happy birthday dummy,here’s a pic of my feet haha” type of deal. She pretty much just treats it like an inside joke
It would have been a lot less pathetic if he had just done this gay shit on his own instead of taking a picture for the updoots. What a faggot
Was hanging out with a couple of friends, one of which I had a thing for.
We were chilling on my bed watching movies when they just start kissing. It's awkward enough but then he just starts taking off her shirt and bra. I want to get the hell out of there but I'm sort of against the wall and to get out, I'd have to climb over them, so I just sit there.