Need ideas to fuck up my neighbour (non violently) - ideas like pour paint all over her car, etc.
Little backstory, we are in the UK and she is an absolute horrible bitch of a nigger. She's the type to lean out her window and scream abuse at people for being loud etc. Constantly gives everyone in the area abuse and has directly threatened me and my gf numerous times over stupid shit. (apparently her brother is a dangerous nigger)
Anyways, we are nice peaceful people but she is a fucking cunt and I want revenge. She made my gf cry again today and I'm fucking sick of it.
Give me ideas of shit I can do to fuck her or her property up with absolutely zero chance of getting caught.
Honestly I'd love to see the bitch die a painful death, been living here for years and she's a fucking nightmare.
Am I asking you guys to do anything other than give advice? You silly cunt
Nolan Martin
pour mashed potato mix all over her lawn and put bleach in her car's gas tank
Juan Bailey
OP samefagging his own thread
Luke Garcia
What's the mash potato for?
Brandon Robinson
when it rains it'll expand to shit and ruin her lawn lol
Benjamin Bell
has to be the boxes of instant mash potato though, actual potato won't do squat
Nathaniel Sullivan
Ruin? Nigger it's mashed potato, not salt. Shits biodegradea and will just rot into the earth
Hunter Watson
no need for harsh language my brother in moot, she'll see a bunch of white shit all over her lawn one day and throw a shit fit
Xavier Jones
you can kill her pets with the ol antifreeze trick, just do so at your own risk. Any Forums don't know you ass from jesus if you get caught.
Isaiah Perry
Take a bunch of cracked eggs and hide them in hard to get places around her property. They will go rotten and smell like shit. If you can handle the smell it will be worth it to torment her. Additionally you can hide some fishes around there too
Christian Torres
In other news biodegradea is soundin italian as fuck
Thomas Jones
>this raw fish and chicken all over her property, and eggs in any open windows
Evan Howard
I like this idea but I have no access to the inside of her property, even the garden is difficult but I can chuck shit over the fence. Would like to fuck her car up if any ideas there?
Aiden Clark
Mothballs in gastank. Quietly slashing tires late at night. Paint on windshield
Try to do things that are quiet but very costly and destructive and not likely to be covered by insurance, in Minecraft of course.
Jaxon James
How about pouring sugar down her car's gas tank? It'll utterly ruin the car
Jackson Kelly
This guy gets it on the automobile shenanigans If you've got to throw it over the fence then so be it. Hell I would just buy an entire carton of eggs, crack them all open and chuck the whole thing into a bush on her property. Try to do it in a way that conceals it so it has time to rot though
Samuel White
Paint on windshield seems like it would be super annoying to sort out, especially if using a thick ass one like gloss with a few hours to dry. Can imagine the bitch chimping out hard in the morning on the way to work.
Problem is if I do this it's gonna be shit for everyone else nearby... Sometimes she leaves her windows open, maybe I could get some really smelly rotten food liquid together and squirt it through her window with a water gun
Aaron Nelson
Loving all the ideas so far guys keep em coming, just remember I don't want any chance of getting caught
Justin Scott
I mean, if you really want to get her; tamper with her sideview mirrors. Enough to make it seem like they are normal but just off enough to give a heart attack mid trafic. In Forza just so that we are clear.
