Itt we post things we're never going to see in our lives

itt we post things we're never going to see in our lives

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Jokes on you op, my wife & I are expecting our first on the 8th of July

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Voodoo ninjas in space

>"You're really hot, you wanna go grab a drink or something"?

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Just how many women have you knocked up?

>g-good for you a-user, i'm happy to hear
>w-w-why am i crying you say?
>no reason

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lol cant wait for the divorce in 7 years user

Kids ask the worst questions

>post things we're never going to see
I pray to god this is one of them

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Luckily, i will avoid children entirely so i shall never hear this

Girl fat AS FUCK

That’s nice .My wife and I would have our third child this year. We only plan for 2 children at first but my wife just say fuck it and here we are

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Unfortunately.

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you poor bastard

People like you are why god doesn't talk to us anymore.

A 2DPD wife and child?

I'm pretty fine as it is thanks.

Bierstadt or Church?
I posted John Martin’s plains of heaven