I literally made $100k in the past month (trading stocks) and I still cannot find a girlfriend

I literally made $100k in the past month (trading stocks) and I still cannot find a girlfriend

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honestly the only reason I havent offed myself is that it would make my family members really sad
(dont have any friends lol)

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also it was my birthday last week and I turned 35 so basically its fucking over theres no hope left

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i just lost 100k and i got girlfrien you fucking dick

it really is a zero sum game isnt it

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Wow almost like money doesn't measure actual worth.

Let me copy your trades and ill help you find a girl

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

tell me how to do that

ok
short the USD.JPY
long tech stocks, semiconductors, and beaten down growth shits like netflix

I'll literally tell you everything im holding right now

NFLX
SOXL
AXON
TWTR
WMT
TGT
NEGG
W
PG
INTC
TGTX
TQQQ
CLF
X
MU
ASTR
SWBI
SIGA

all longs. I am bullish as fuck on the markets bouncing here.
you can find me in the stock market general thread on Any Forums every single day

now tell me why I cant get a single tinder match

Well. you seem to have the financial aspect under control bro. Now is time to put more focus on your social skills.

Don't watch youtube tutorials, just get a hobby or something and start interacting with people gradually, don't tell them about your whole life in your first conversation and don't be needy, let people approach you and reciprocate with moderation.

Also get a therapist to help navigate your relationship with women and your other problems

I have seen tons of poor and average or even ugly looking guys get hot GFs. I'm not saying that it will happen to everyone, but I'm certain that a huge part of why guys like you don't get girls is because of inadecuate social development

I even swipe right on disgusting fatties, single mothers, and women 20+ years older than me
not a single match in basically a year.

I dont pay for any premium shit because I would feel disgusted with myself if i did. rather pay for a fucking hooker

Tinder is ruthless. Don't go there. Unless you are offering money for a hook up in there, I will only make you feel like shit

is hinge or bumble any better

i havent tried either

should i just start lying

should i say im 6'
should i say im a non smoker
should i be honest about my interests like video games and anime

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Picture its all about pictures pay a photographer to take pictures of you and you will see a huge difference. Also try hing since its a better app in general. But yeah its 100 percent pictures id give better tips but your gonna have to post your pf pics. Also work out or just get out of the house give your mind a break its not just to attract chicks its for your mental health

Meant to say hinge*

Which index are you using? I usually pick up women on the NASDAQ.

Dating apps are all the same. If you don't even have friends, you just wouldn't have the social skills to get a girl, even you got matches.

Dating apps are not good for you, stay away from them

You need to get an actual life, a small number of trustworthy friends and some social movement in general, getting a GF is secondary until you develop healthy relationships with other people, IMO

Hinge do hinge 100 percent

just have sex with a nice guy that shares the same interests as you. do this for a while until you build your confidence then switch back to women.

literally unironically been contemplating this

so fucking lonely its turning me gay

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