If tom cruise was a cruiseliner he'd be tom cruiseliner

if tom cruise was a cruiseliner he'd be tom cruiseliner

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If Tom Cruise was used to secure objects to walls he'd be Tom Screws.

If Tom Cruise were an alcoholic he would be Tom Booze

If he was asleep, he’d be Tom Snooze.

And if he worked for TV he would be Tom News

If Tom Cruise was a paedophile he'd be Tom Cruise

When he gets drunk he's Tom Booze

God damnit

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if tom cruise was an autistic rock band he'd be tom muse

If Tom Cruise were illegal immigrant he would be Tom Cruz

If Tom was a triangle he would be Tom Hypotenuse

If Tom went to a casino he'd be Tom Lose.

If Tom went to synagogue he'd be Tom Jews

If Tom Cruise was a big buff black guy in Brooklyn 99 he'd be Tom Crews

Sonic Hedgehog of the Seas

If Tom was pro-abortion he'd be Tom Choose.

If he was a musician he's be tom snare

if tom cruise was a blues musician he'd be tom blues

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Fucking kek

If Tom Cruise was a detective he'd be Tom Clues

If he cut hair he'd be Tom Do's.

If Tom Cruise was a biased reporter he'd be Tom Skews

If Tom Cruise was a Chill Synth artist he'd be Com Truise

well now I want to see this movie.
I'm picturing Leaving Las Vegas meets Adventures in Babysitting.