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I tried java back in the 90s and it was slow, bloated garbage. Fuck java.

False. You must be a poorfag wagie working at a small business for scraps

I've been studying java for about a year and yet the only progress I've made is on the fundamentals. I struggle making methods... Im not giving up and I like the language, but I hate myself for being retarded

which part are you struggling with?

Java and C# are the only legitimate languages for enterprise development. There is no real downside to using them and NOT using them incurs significant opportunity cost.

It's also funny how pseuds and script kiddies parrot
>m-muh slow
despite these languages actually barely incurring any overhead penalty at all compared to something like C, and also being lightyears faster than modern popular faggy languages like pyshit and node

like I said, methods but also creating more advanced classes, arrays, filewriters, things like that. I have two java books and watch videos but to me it just shows coding isn't for everyone

>but people still never
I hate memes made by ESL's so much

Stop using Spring lads. Compose a superior solution with libraries.

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Are you saying Java was not slow, bloated garbage in the 90s?

If it was, companies wouldn't use it. It logically follows from the free market principles that the companies will use the best possible language for their operations and create the best products to compete with other companies

No that's wrong.
Companies will use whatever is cheapest.
Theres a lot of Java devs floating around ergo the cost of producing something in Java is cheaper.
The rational market actors hypothesis is junk and history has repeatedly proven so.

How can you be studying Java for a year and still struggle to make methods? That's like the most basic thing in Java. It's not even complicated wtf have you been doing for a year??

Muh 800 lines for that in java

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Adam Smith Fucks your bitch dog mother boot lover

>Uses python

>Hates java

>Is a chink

Pottery

Adam Smith was a filthy statist. A better example: Milton Friedman or Murray Rothbard

chinks are anti-java? Wtf I love China now

Java was an ugly language which now is still ugly but at least has more usability features that make it tolerable.
The main issue are Java Developers, they're mostly used to the bloat (frameworks, configuration, boilerplate, etc.) and they're used to their outdated ideas of what makes code good, e.g. they still parrot the "b-but we have to write all these abstraction layers because some day we may change the database" argument unironically, so any project they touch [usually] becomes shit regardless of the actual language used.

>appreciation thread
Kotlin is a better language, but it got cursed by many of the same dogshit developers making terrible libraries, with the notable exception of http4k which is great: no bloat, no unnecessary DSLs, easily testable.

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>I love China
We know you do libtard. we know

libtards are anti-java? Wtf I love socialism now

When 3.11 is reached, python will be second only to machine code in speed