I've always been fascinated by my nordic/german heritage but recently I decided to take it to the next level and become the viking I know I can be.
I'm working out almost everyday (specially the abs) to get that viking physique, am studying Norwegian and Danish and today I started making homebrew mead. I'm also thinking about moving to Denmark in the next couple of years.
What more can I do to become more like my ancestors?
I've always been fascinated by my nordic/german heritage but recently I decided to take it to the next level and become...
Andrew Anderson
Alexander Cook
Good luck moving to Denmark, unless you're black or muslim.
Anthony Robinson
Raid, rape and loot?
Liam Lopez
You could start of with not choosing a depiction of a "viking" with a horned helmet. Pro tip: the vikings didn't have horned helmets. Next step, is to learn to love knækpølser and remoulade. Held og lykke med dit projekt. Til år og fred.
Luis James
>What more can I do to become more like my ancestors?
Stop working on your fucking abs and start total body fitness. Warriors didn't win battles on low body fat - they has endurance AND strength. Look at how wiped out MMA fighters are after a full contest..now imagine doing the same shit while wearing light armor and wielding weapons for an hour or more as a battle ensues.
Logan Nguyen
I was surprised to find out how prevalent cuckolding was with them.
Josiah Thomas
Stop taking history lessons from television shows.
Ethan Murphy
Tak ven. Bliv stærk og længe leve Moder Skandinavien
Christian Ross
We did it! We found the Netflix watcher!
Jose Reyes
Sail to Scotland and commit some home invasions.
Parker Stewart
Tak, min broder.
Matthew Cox
Idealizing homeless people from Scandinavia is the stupidest shit I've heard. The whole Viking migration is comparable to homelessness is California and Detroit.
Mason Stewart
you are now the Scandinavian version of a weeb
kill yourself
Elijah Butler
Chad?
Jace Gomez
As a Svenska, I say to you: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Stop being a child and finally become a man.
Jason Sanders
What a fucking faggot. I knew some other dude who thought he was a viking and he was a complete douche canoe.
Brody Anderson
Cold showers and eventually ice baths
William Walker
>Snow nigger cope thread
kek
Nathaniel Moore
Kick slave as, you named 'em, kill them, The Rus.
Landon Martin
The cold helps keep you immune to sicknesses and overall makes you healthier so where is the cope desertfag
Aaron Parker
Give me proof, not bs.
Adrian Ramirez
>Snow makes you healthy
>The Mediterranean only consists of desert
I dont blame you, I blame your teachers
Jack Peterson
Hey stupid, go back to your 3rd grade class.