My black eye after 1 week vs1 month. At least it’s almost gone
My black eye after 1 week vs1 month. At least it’s almost gone
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Nigger dick ya in the eye?
Faggot
Luckily no. I think I would’ve lost the eye if I did. At least I should be fully healed soon
Jesus. That must have been some overcooked chicken
Haha, yeah, I burnt the shit out of it. I blackened the chicken and he blackened my eye lol
Yeah. I figured. The spoke-loud-during-the-football-game ones are usually not that bad.
At least you will remember to cook better now.
Pain teaches us.
Did you stop stealing?
My man...if your black eye is taking this long to heal, you need to see a doctor.
Did you use too much teeth on your boyfriend's dick to earn that black eye?
Faggot, no one cares.
Lol. Kinda feeling guilty here as I once helped a pakistani cafe owner and worker close to my workplace put the beatdown on a nigger who stole from them and then threatened them too.
No, I got tripped during a basketball game and smashed my eye off a metal pole
That was pretty intense.
You ever see a guy run full speed getting tackled mouth first into a rugby pole?
>metal pole
Is that what you call your boyfriend's cock?
lol faggot fuck off
Need some of the Amber Turd Amica Cream!!!!!LOL
I have not, I imagine he was missing a few teeth afterwards though
My brother also once got tripped into a metal pole.
I think he called it a wanker first.
You ever hear bone snap? Broken jaw. Think he broke some teeth too.
Left impressive marks on the metal
Lol, that shit made her black eye go away in a day haha. That would be extremely useful
tiger balm on that would clear it up in less than a week, idiot.
Tiger balm would make that eye see better too.
Do not blaspheme. That shit is magical.
Oof, brutal. I think I’ll take the black eye for a month and counting over that
Actually healed up nice, except for the wired jaw and fake teeth. I wouldnt want to feel that either.
Wouldn’t that shit burn like a motherfucker? I’m not sure how I feel about using it on my eye
martial artists use that shit all the time to not only remove soreness from their muscles but to speed up the bruising process. I'm not a scientist but I've seen it work consistently on any bruised body part.
It clears up chlamydia too......so I hear.
Jesus dude does it always take so long?
Is it good or bad that I have never had such a bad Black eye even though I have been in many unnecessary fights?
It definitely does wonders for soreness, but I’ve never heard it being used on bruising, and especially not on black eyes
In my wife it's better because she does not need to spend money with make up.
Well if it doesnt help at least he will have robust and long lasting erections
Man I miss flea markets.
I couldn’t tell. This is by far the worst black eye I’ve ever had. Most of the previous ones I had have healed within a week