Where would you want to live in Middle Earth?

Where would you want to live in Middle Earth?

>Shire fags can fuck off

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Grow tf up. Lotr is in the low end of the spectrum

rohan. i have a horse fetish and id love to spend my days sucking off all the horses for the rohirrim and letting them cum deep in my slutty mare ass

Kickin it back with the Ringwraiths. When not on the job those fuckers now how to party.

Angmar

Morhan

Gollum's fish cave

Larping losers

You can find me out back, passed out in a pile of hay.

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>can live anywhere in the magical, whimsical Middle Earth
>wants to be a homeless drunk

I'd probably hang with that elf chick in the woods.

you're still you. she wouldnt hang out with you at all, fatty faggot

Hey now, the premise is I can live ANYWHERE in middle earth. That's my choice. She's just going to have to deal with me.

the white city

Near the big volcano thing

[I'm a rock]

Rocks don't fear melting?

That's just us in midlife crisis

Fucking Rivendell FTW. Quiet, peaceful, secure, ridiculous food and drink...fuck yeah.

Mordor

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The harbours of Aman. The magnificent ships of Falmari, the waves of the sea, the screams of the sea-gulls.

Trips, checked.
Isolated woods would be my ideal place of living.

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You've not left the house much in the last 5-7 years, have you?

>Isolated woods
Mirkwood then.

Sorry but the Shire would be ideal, all those hobbits to rape...