Anal masturbation is the biggest meme ever, i just finished inserting objects in there and didn't feel a thing...

anal masturbation is the biggest meme ever, i just finished inserting objects in there and didn't feel a thing. I don't understand how men can be homosexual having anal intercourse and actually liking it; if the object is slightly big it hurts and it doesn't go in. These porn whores are insane and it's all a lie they do it for the money.

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You did it wrong xdddd

I fuck my self and get pegged regularly with a 10" dildo that's about as thick as a Red bull can. Makes me cum absolute buckets

don't you know you have to take drug first so it doesn't hurt? you also have to lick the anus like ice cream and eat the poo poo

It can feel good having a chick rub your asshole or lick it, but inserting objects is a huge meme. It just hurts and it's stupidly messy unless you eat nothing for a 24 hour period and do an enema.

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>It just hurts and it's stupidly messy unless you eat nothing for a 24 hour period and do an enema.
this much i know it's true, i went through the same

You're over here expecting a nut button in your asshole when you still gotta do some fuckin yourself.

>this much i know it's true, i went through the same

The anus is really not designed to receive, but I will say that a girl licking my asshole for a couple minutes will turn me into a beast, I'll end up fucking her like crazy for the next 15 minutes.

It doesn't feel good if you do it wrong, no shit.
>it's stupidly messy unless you eat nothing for a 24 hour period and do an enema
if you've got a decent diet that gets you enough fiber all you need to do is take a shit and use a douche afterwards to get yourself clean. no need to starve yourself or go crazy with a full on enema with laxatives or anything.
make yourself clean using the method above, and when it comes to inserting anything use plenty of lube and be relaxed. don't try to shove a giant dildo up your ass while clenching your cheeks like a tard, start small and get used to the feeling before trying to fuck yourself.
probably the best thing to do is get a prostate massager or a vibrating buttplug, and simply use them while jacking off normally and experiment a bit. if you find using them enjoyable, then you look into getting a dildo and trying proper penetration.

Pushing the prostate is medically proven to blow loads of cum. I get week after I get a prostate massage. Hard to keep on ur feet.

Bump

try sitting on a hard chair and rocking back and forth or side to side while you masturbate

Yeah that's because you don't understand human anatomy. When men orgasm the prostate spasms in a constricting motion. Pushing against the prostate from the back does the same thing. That's why putting extra pressure on the prostate heightens the orgasm. Just shoving something in your ass won't achieve this.

Second there's actual prostate orgasms (sans penile stimulation). It takes a long while to learn and the only reason why I can tell you that it's real is because I've had the onsets of these a few times before. Feels like a full body orgasm and you don't get tired afterwards but energized. Really weird. Never had a full blown one but I'm not a faggot nor am I all that interested in it anymore given how much training it needs. Requires an aneros and being abstinent from orgasms for weeks. And even then you still have to get used to it and gather experience.

I’ve been doing it since I was 13 and not a single time have I cummed from it
It’s a scum

i love when my wife puts a finger in my ass and than jerks me off

I love when my wife puts her dildo in me and slaps my ass until I cum

i think i've came like once at the most without anal in the last 3 years. recently i'm not even erect most of the time even at orgasm. stretch your ass more, use lube

Your daily reminder that to be penetrated is the degrading, masochistic pleasure of a woman and faggotry is for a man to degrade himself by doing what a woman do for pleasure.

Therefore, every last men how lower himself through sodomy for the sake of trying to receive pleasure is a faggot, OP included.

What is done is done, impotent reaffirmation of manliness or repentance are futile.

Anal is like the best feeling thing in the world. The feeling of being stretched and used, even if it's by a dildo, is incredible. I cum buckets everyone I do it. I camwhore sometimes aswell and it's incredible knowing people are getting off to you fucking yourself silly.

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Can relate. I used to do this for strange men on AOL chatrooms way back when I was 13 - 14

Not my proudest moment