Where can I hide a bunch of dildos from my girlfriend...

Where can I hide a bunch of dildos from my girlfriend? I like to fuck my pink little boy pussy in the shower when she’s not home.

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Same here, I hide mine in a shoe box in the garage with all the various tools.

And I think I like dildos more than her they are so much fun

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You really should just tell her. Maybe she'll help shove them up your pooper.

Alternatively, mtg fat packs work well. Girls ignore the nerd shit

I'm a single guy and still hide mine in a plastic bag in my closet.
When family came to visit i hid the lube and cleaning spray also in the closet.
(Though i think my twin sister might've seen the lube accidentally that one time she came to see my place).

Man - 27

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I have an apartment with her but thats a good idea if you have a house

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I wouldn’t want to tell her because I would be ashamed of what she thinks of me as a man. Even if she accepted it.

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>Where can I hide a bunch of dildos
in your ass, obviously

Just the lube is fine I guess. Guys masturbate so thats whatever

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