Let's start a greentext thread. Everyone post one line each. I'll go first

let's start a greentext thread. Everyone post one line each. I'll go first.
>be me

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>engorged with cock and no disruption in my supply chain if you know what I mean

>Walking Outside at 3:00 A.M.

>twice seen spergies have a public meltdown involving them defecating mid tantrum.

>wedoalittletrolling.mp4

>the market is consistent

>unnnnnnghhh my nipples are hard daddy

>TFW it’s not even been 5 minutes and the tread already fucking sucks

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>walk up to the spergs and inform them of the consistent market, hard nipples, and terrible thread being made about this event

>Spergies glare at me and start screeching fecal_rant.mp3

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regret making this thread fr. Its like some bots were fed 100s of the most autistic Any Forums threads and were let loose here

>mfw

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>and then

>Chris Chan suddenly appears ready for battle

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>the FBI shows up

>they gang rape chris chan

>In Christine Weston Chandler's "Lady" thing

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>Asks for greentext
>Gets greentext
>Think it's too autistic
>T. retard who thinks all greentexts are like the faggotry uploaded on reddit
Go back

>suddenly Chris's horribly bent penis bursts out, having been turned inside out and tucked in with duck tape and smegma, enraging and arousing Chris who then sniffs out the direction of Barbara

Barbra is fucking a bbc

Yeah, a big beautiful chris