Please tell me this is a sick pathetic joke of some kind
Please tell me this is a sick pathetic joke of some kind
>nigger eating chocolate
Basically cannibalism. Wtf were the thinking?
Probably someone who hates him attempt at making a mockery out of him
Scandalous
ha ha ha, oh boy now THAT is FUNNY
also fuck you
What are you on about? They gave him 2 pens, this is a legendary loot bag for sure.
>hey that guy at work, let's make an ass out of him by pretending we care about him
OMG this is real
A "goodie bag" for 27 years straight of good attendance? That's the most humiliating thing that you can do to someone like that. Wagies are a joke to these companies. A years long running gag.
Honestly giving him nothing would be better than an absolute shit gift. Not only do they give him a gag gift for his years of service, but they make him look retarded online. I would've been happier with just a piece of fucking paper.
This the gift feels like an insult
Hope he Sue's bk
For what?
Unfortunately there are simpy cucks like this who give all for the company, who will take a supervisors cock as deep as it will go. They'll never be promoted, never make decent money, but they've been there forever and can do every job (except cashier of course) and if they ever complained it wouldn't be in English so who cares? But this special little cock holster, he came in with fevers, diarrhea, exhaustion; he got a ride or took the bus or acquired a bicycle or even walked if absolutely necessary. He put in 39.5 hours per week at most and he never bitched about last minute swaps or being sent home if it was slow. I've seen some like this who try to present as just generally happy simple people just happy to have a place at the table, but I call bullshit on that. I do know that if I ever find myself in a position of world domination I'm shooting them first as examples. I prefer fear over respect.
It's literally a toddler tier "gift". The article explains how he was happily naming the candies and gifts he got out the "goody bag". Dollar store candy? Fucking pens? Movie ticket? It's fucking unreal. They literally made him look like a complete boot-licker online for all to see.
>Today's snack:
>a banana
I always imagines niggers would taste like skunk or some other omnivore rodent. Chocolate tastes sweet and I'd rather eat 93%cacao than fry up a nigger. Or a skunk.
they knew what they were doing
all leadership training comes with a section on how to not be an ass when recognizing good work. this is like a card-crusher style masterclass in belittling someone for lulz and makes me feel sorry for the guy.
imagine getting kicked like that for trying to do the right thing for most of your adult life
They're just plain old Bic pens with cushy grip! I make pens and that to me would be a slap in the damn face. What all does the guy use a pen for when cleaning grease traps and shitter stalls?
Like a very low iq boot licker
>hurr durr gonna see a movie with my fancy pens and my best girl, and our 2 kids and we will be unruly and loud
Yeah...I'm just gonna check out of society here real quick. Ted was right.
>"Thanks for spending a third of your life with us without fail! Here are some Reeses Pieces!"
This actually makes me so mad
Corporate service awards are exactly like this.
TBH, some places just give you a paper certificate. At least he got some loot.