You are presented with four buttons. Choose wisely.
BLUE BUTTON: Pressing this button immediately reduces your lifespan to only 24 hours. During this time, three naked girls of your choice give you the most mind-blowing orgasm you'll ever have up until the moment you pop out of existence.
RED BUTTON: You are immortal, but you can still feel pain. Your body quickly heals any injury that you sustain, and you have infinite stamina. Thing is, when everything is eventually gone, you'd be stuck eternally floating in the void.
YELLOW BUTTON: You can change your looks, gender and age at will, but are guaranteed to die within ten years. You also can be invisible for only one hour a day.
GREEN BUTTON: Life stays the same, but you get 100,000 dollars and an actual hover board. Trump awards you a new car, but you must suck his dick in order to get the keys.
If I pick red and keep floating in the void, will I be stuck with the agony of having no breathable air?
Caleb Sanchez
Green sounds good. Red may be easier than it sound, you can still go insane or something like that, so you don't suffer for all eternity. But still, I probably wouldn't want to outlive everyone that matters to me. Blue is just retarded.
Connor Parker
Green without the blowjob.
Jace King
You have forever to get used to it.
Evan Carter
Yep.
Jordan Cox
>Blue >...immediately reduces your lifespan to only 24 hours Nope
>Yellow >guaranteed to die within ten years Nope
>Green >but you must suck his dick Nope
>Red >You are immortal, but you can still feel pain So the same as now, except I can't die? >Your body quickly heals any injury that you sustain, and you have infinite stamina. Nice >when everything is eventually gone, you'd be stuck eternally floating in the void. Not ideal, but I think I'd get used to it.
So it's between death, death, dick, or immortality. Hit me up with the red one.
Ethan Ortiz
Yeah, all you really need to do is find time during the next 5 billion years to learn to cope with physical pain, the feeling of suffocation, and loneliness.
Bentley Turner
Yellow and green sound like the only decent options
not gonna suck trump's dick because i wouldnt really care for the care he'd give me. i want the car i choose
John Wood
This. Basically become Q with slightly less of an ability to amuse myself and teleport.
Red, I want to know what the endless void will turn my mind in to.
Leo Campbell
you could also just not suck trump's dick and forego that car.
Eli Price
or just wait until next big bang you will be vaporized a few times but eventually you must find a planet to land maybe with hot lovecraftian alien girls beyond your understanding if youre lucky.
