Take the Hookerpill

Take the Hookerpill

>tfw the only vice I truly have is to fuck hookers every once in a while

Gambling gets boring
Alcohol tastes like shit
Drugs were never my thing
Weed was never my thing
Clubs/Bars were never my thing

I just gained an interest in hookers in my late 20s and never looked back. It's fun to meet new hookers and then never meet them again and just go to the next one.

Quality varies but it's always nice to meet a new one. Most are very laid back. I even barebacked 2 of them lmao.

As a man in his 30s I stopped caring. I had sex before using hookers but this is just so smoother and less stressful to do.

>But you can get free sex bro

When you get older you will understand why old men use hookers. And it's not because it was a last resort. It's because it saves time and energy.

There is nothing like cumming in a hooker's mouth and then leaving like nothing happened. You don't have to text back or call unlike sluts on dating apps so you won't get #METOO'd.

I will be that old man who fucks young hookers while I watch the latest anime and play video games in an apartment and people will keep asking when I'm getting married

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based.

Depending on your location and if you know where to look, there are a lot of girls competing for clients these days and have pretty reasonable rates.

its not even a vice if there's no sacrifice.
just convenient

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i agree with you tbh

Cringe and sinpilled user
Jesus loves you and wants you to live a righteous life. So say the dubs

I almost when to one, but I started having doubts. Firstly, how do you go about with such a relationship? Is it more like a hairdresser, coworker, casual friend or slave? Secondly, do you use hookers from your closest area or do you try to keep it at some kind of geographical distance, eg. driving to adjacent cities? Lastly, if you met your hooker in a public place, while being together with your family, how would you behave?

wow are you the guy who wrote the drivethru pasta?

Based.

If I wasn't in my happy marriage I would honestly do the same thing. Looking back on my youth. I'm to old and too impatient for the dating game now. If something happened to my wife I wouldn't date again. After a suitable period of mourning I'd just hire a 20-soming year old sex worker and cum down her throat when I felt the need.

I don't want to spend my life with anyone else but my wife or try to date when I'm older so fuck it. Why not support a young woman who's technically a small business owner in my community if my wife passes before me?

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>I even barebacked 2 of them lmao
Once you find ones that allow that you've got everything they need

I got a hooker recently, not a random one off the street, private one on a platform for hookers. Best fuck I had in a while.

Did everything I wished for, paid her for 3 hours, came 5 times. She came too

>Firstly, how do you go about with such a relationship?
You pay them.

>or do you try to keep it at some kind of geographical distance
Why make it difficult?

>how would you behave?
If shes professional, she'll read between the lines and pretend not to know you, at the same time - you don't acknowledge her.

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i hit up legal whores whenever i'm in a state or country that allows it. fucked paid sluts on two trips with my wife, even.

Don’t go through with it. There’s a reason we try not to cross some lines in life.
It may turn out to be the best sexual experience of your life, and you may like it for a while. Then, when you meet your wife, you’ll have this addiction/demon that you’ll have to deal with.

My advice is to not cross lines that you can’t uncross when it comes to degeneracy, because you may end up liking it or realizing how easy it is. Then there’s no turning back when you realize that you want to.

>when you meet your wife
doubt

Atleast being with a hooker is not as haram as being with a man, a sin that you will not be forgiven for.

anyone else eat hookers out or just me?

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I've never seen an attractive hooker in my entire life.

>attractive
What do you define as attractive?

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Agree
Euro user here, also late 20s
i broke up with gf shortly before covid hit 2 yrs ago
ever since ive been enjoying my solo time and just browsing local sites to fuck hookers around my town, mostly going for petite asians cause theyre easy to convince to let me bareback
gf wouldnt let me nut inside so its easy to just visit some chinese bitch and dump my seed deep in her
i have nothing to spend my money on at the moment anyways since most stuff is still pretty strict lockdown
hookers are easy to meet, fuck, and then forget

Not disgusting

since i'm into rimming i often ask beforehand if they like it, and if so, bury my face in their cracks and give em the good ol lickaroo

so say the dubs

>Cringe and sinpilled user
Mfw, I live in a country where hookers are a legal, taxed, insured profession.
Mfw, hookers do pretty much anything
Mfw, in my state alone are roughly 45,000 registered full-time hookers, from age 18 to 70-something - not counting the much more "wife-/hobby-/allowances -boosting hookers nor street-birds.
Mfw, competition and economics keep the prices low
>pic related of serviced rendered (incomplete)

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I really enjoy it when the woman I'm fucking wants to fuck me and gets off and is not doing it as a cash transaction. If I pay for drinks, dinner, etc., I really don't mind. Even if it costs more than an escort/hooker, it's a vastly better quality experience, much more satisfying. I find it a drag to have sex with someone who is going through the motions.

Oh yeah, that too. Hooker ass is delicious.

naja Preise sind aktuell nicht wirklich low

>anyone else eat hookers out or just me?
>into rimming
#metoo
Have one sit on my face, tonguing her asshole deeply, pissing down my throat, another rides my dick, a third tongues/fingers/fucks my ass
Just sexual heaven

Kill yourself

>Kill yourself
Sourpuss detected.

>naja Preise sind aktuell nicht wirklich low
Kommt auf die Perspektive der Bonität an.
Garantiert billiger als die Thot-Zicken die man auf Dating Apps findet!

>Not disgusting
That's totally in the eye of the beholder.
So, do tells, what tickles your fancy?

naja vor Corona haste dir noch fürn Fuffi die Eier leeren können, heute wollen die nen Hunni dafür, komplett durchgedreht

>naja vor Corona haste dir noch fürn Fuffi die Eier leeren können, heute wollen die nen Hunni dafür, komplett durchgedreht
Aus welchem Bundesland kommst du denn her?
Slavische Strichnutten, die sind noch so billig, für pump & dump.
Aber eine welche dir deinen Mastdarm mit ihrer Zunge tiefenreinigt, die ist schon mehr wert