I am working on a team running deep network diagnostics on the james webb telescope. My team will be leaking crucial data at the end of the month. Several teams working on data from the JWST have in the past week become aware of overwhelming evidence of technological extraterrestrial activity in multiple locations. NASA is about to make major announcements related to its new UAP study that will stun mankind. For whatever reason the establishment is ready to disclose the alien activity occuring daily on this planet, and this development likely has to do with national or global security.
Full disclosure is coming. The next century is going to be absolutely wild.
can I be abducted and turned into a sex slave for big tiddy aliums plox
Parker Butler
PROTIP: Stop wiping your ass and the Aliens won't want to put anal probes in you
Zachary Ramirez
Man.... this life sucks so bad. I only wish this were true....
Kayden Robinson
just yesterday you posted something different what the fuck OP?
Ayden Morris
I did not but the rumor is spreading quickly in some spheres
Joseph Russell
Yes, yes you did. It was just worded a little different and you said the government has been in constant with aliens and has been for some time. And then you said we have known about other places with intelligent life and all that other bullshit. Look logfag, If you’re gonna try and post bait of this nature, at least be consistent. Other people like yourself are on here 24/7 and we see everything. We are not your target audience, but still present so be aware of that. Like if you’re gonna try this again later today, copy and paste your OP into a word document. That way it’s just more consistent. Once you have holes in your story it’s easy to detect your logfag retarded ass
Noah Campbell
You could tell me that alien life has been discovered, they're not happy and they're coming to destroy our planet and I WOULD NOT GIVE A FUCK. Our world's leaders are basically drunk driving and we're all locked in the car, waiting for the inevitable crash that's going to kill us, but not them.
How the fuck is anyone NOT depressed/demoralized in this shit world we live in?
Xavier Gutierrez
fake and OP is a faggot
sage goes in all fields
Jonathan Brooks
>you said the government has been in constant with aliens and has been for some time Nice deception attempt. Soon you won't be able to make things up to hide the truth
Kevin Robinson
Lol you are next level pathetic for typing this autism out
remember months ago before the ukraine invasion the us sent a bunch of soldier fags on the border to just stand there. but meanwhile there was some bullshit pic that kept getting deleted and fucked chan up for hours i bet it was aliens i just want to fuck one maybe 2 if its good
Lincoln Sanders
So, what you're saying is that it's time for the next set of distractions to keep people from paying attention to the imploding global economy?
Jonathan Green
Some of us including OP know this is the real thing. Keep an eye out for news articles related to Gliese 876
Jace Long
The economy implodes every 10 fucking years user there's a reason economists call the modern economy "the great experiment" The fact you are forced to think in these terms shows you are incapable of grasping the magnitude of reality
Ryder Powell
I'm talking short term. The current fuck up has nothing to do with larger cycles.
