What is the story which really exemplified how much of loser you used to be (and probably still are)? I'll go first

What is the story which really exemplified how much of loser you used to be (and probably still are)? I'll go first.
The first girl I was properly in love with back in High School, she was so not-in-love with me, friendzoned me harder than anything i've ever witnessed in the 20 odd years since, and she moved to another state for University, and married a random 10-year-older dude she met within 6 months of getting there, and is still married to him now.
I basically dried her ovaries out so hard from being in proximity to her, that she had to move state, and the first guy she met, basically, was so not-me that she gushed hard enough to imprint for life.

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I'm the biggest WINNER on the planet, I literally won at life.

Explain, I need role model.

You are not the center of the universe.

>friend hooks my up with his cousin for a date
>she's beautiful, sexy
>wears a dress that is more like a shirt it's so short
>do date, she says she had fun, say goodnight, never call her again
>she ends up as a stripper in Las Vegas

My smart beautiful girlfriend dumped me and at the end married on a dumb ugly poor fat motherfucker who lives in a village. When I think about it blows up my mind.

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>high school
>group of us decide to go to school dance Friday night
>one of our friends invite Alice
>she lives a couple of streets away and isn't really in our group
>she's cute, curvy, sort of Rubenesque, big tits
>we get to the dance and Alice and I can't get in because you needed to buy tickets in advance
>Alice and I decide to walk home
>we get to the end of her street and there's path going into the woods
>she says "that's where kids go to make out. want to go in?"
>hell yeah
>we walk down the path and end up sitting on a rock
>look at each other, faces get closer, lips touch
>start kissing. her lips are warm and soft
>make out for a few minutes and my hand accidently brushes against her tit
>I apologize
>"don't be sorry. it felt nice"
>she takes my hand and puts it on her tit
>feeling her up while we make out
>she takes my hand and slips it under her sweater
>hand goes on her satin bra
>her tit is soft, very warm
>more making out, more groping
>she breathing harder now. so am I
>she pulls back a little, looks me in the eye and says "do you want to go further?"
>I say yes
>and get up and start walking further down the path
>turn around and look at her and she's looking at me like I'm an idiot because, well, I'm an idiot
>she says "I guess I'll just go home"
>walk her home, she says "see you later" and goes inside
and that's the night I didn't lose my virginity

Never said I was. I will also add she kissed and made out with both my best friends over the 4 years I was head over heels for her. She never even hugged me once.
I was not unattractive either, I was 85kg muscle, almost a 6 pack, well groomed, she just didn't like me (like that) for whatever reason and I couldn't see past my boner, I guess. She was nice enough to just stay my friend, but I never gave up.
I never pressured her or anything, but she knew what was up.
My 2 best friends, 1 was always a heartthrob with the girls (presented as bad boy), and the other was another nerdy kid like me, though he looked like it, and spent 95% of his free time outside school being a babysitter for his baby brother.
Both had more appeal to her, than me.

I dodged a bullet though with how she ended up looking. Jebus.

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Almost lost my virginity in highschool, but soon as she noticed i was uncut she called it off

lol Americans are weird.