Be 1996

>be 1996
>hospital, right before i come out of my mothers vagina
>dad says "what should we name him"
>mom says BILL
>that sounds like a great idea!
why do amerifags think like this?

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I hate this slut and her fat ass

ngl i like bill. average name, you dont have to stick with any retarded stereotypes. if you are a kid you can be epically nicknamed billy.

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You know Bill is a nickname for William, right?

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Is this the best ass in all of anime?

probably

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>BE ME
>IN THE HOSPITAL LIKE A NIGGER FLYING OUT OF MY MOM'S PUH-PUH-PUH-PUSAAAAAY AT MACH 2
>""""""DAD""""""" SAYS "what should we name him, susan?"
>""""""" SUSAN""""""SAYS "we should name him EARL............................................................................................................................................"

FUCK EARL

Will you post Megumin's too?

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This is peak female performance

Aye

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That mouth looks really inviting

who's the better one???

none
konosuba sucks

But which of the girls sucks better?

If you think Bill is a bad name, oh man....
I met a guy named "Dathan" once
>anyway this is now an Aqua thread

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RAPE

U enjoy?

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AT LEAST ITS NOT FUCKING "SMERLIN" HOLY FUCKING SHIT..........................................

Raping Aqua? I would!

Megumin

AYO WASSUP SMERLIN
Yes
No

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OR PUBERT...................................

holy shit I think I would shoot up a school with an AR-15 if I was named Smerlin.

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papi best

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Dumb phoneposter

There was also "Pheonix"

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