Tfw the only vice i truly have is to fuck hookers ever once in a while

>tfw the only vice i truly have is to fuck hookers ever once in a while

Gambling gets boring
Alcohol tastes like shit
Drugs were never my thing
Weed was never my thing

I just gained an interest in hookers in my late 20s and never looked back. It's fun to meet new hookers and then never meet them again and just go to the next one.

Quality varies but it's always nice to meet a new one. Most are very laid back. I even barebacked 2 of them lmao.

As a man in his 30s I stopped caring. I had sex before using hookers but this is just so smoothers to do.

>But you can get free sex bro

When you get older you will understand why old men use hookers. And it's not because it was a last resort. It's because it saves time and energy.

There is nothing like cumming in a hooker's mouth and then leaving like nothing happened. You don't have to text back or call unlike sluts on dating apps so you won't get #METOO'd.

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>just so smoothers to do
what?

Hookers give the very best head. They are trying to get you to come asap

Moar?

Eventually, you'll get tired of paying for an orgasm.

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so much smoother?

this is bullshit because a hooker would never let you cum in her mouth. they'd slip on the condom without you knowing then you'll fuck her hand with her head covering your crotch so you cant see waht she's doing.

She'll cough for about 2 min straight and then jammer to you in some sort of meth talk. Then she'll shank you for your mobile phone

that makes sense

so you watched a documentary on hookers and think you're an expert huh?
>n-no bro I've been with thousands of hookers, trust me i really have
just leave fag

Many hookers let you cum in their mouth. Pick better ones.

rather be a fag than some HIV positive trick that fucks meth hookers. Atleast monkey pox has a cure

You must be very young to think all hookers are meth heads with HIV

Let me remind you that "NON HOOKER" women have more STDs than hookers.

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this and the fact that he hasn't learned that hiv is a complete lie is hilarious. anyway, back to hooker stories
I had a hooker reply to an ad I posted on craigslist once. she said I could come bang her at her parents apartment while they were at work because she was taking the day off from school. When I got there, it was obvious she was barely 18. Some older friend must have told her about hooking and she wanted to try it out because she was very new to doing it. I made her suck my cock and balls and eat my ass before fucking her pussy rotten for about 15 min solid, then blew a huge load on her tits. I had shown her I left the money on the dresser in the room before we started (she has forgotten to ask for it). She left the room before me so I grabbed the money and put it back in my pocket, then said later to her in the living room.
my burner email was loaded with emails from her for days talking shit about how I didn't pay her lol.

LMAO there is always a new whore to fuck. I just wanna have good karma and just pay. Maybe the whore was good enough to come back. I just don't want not bad blood.

They could rec you to their friends who might give a discount.

how do you find hookers? ive really been wanting to fuck one lately

Listcrawler

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Nah she was just a dumb girl who didn't know wtf she was doing. I felt a little bad, but then I thought, well I at least taught her a valuable lesson and she didn't have to get beaten up or anything to learn it. Other johns out there can be way more cruel to whores like that. She was very eager to please, though. For a moment it seemed like she was actually enjoying herself, right up until I stretched her pussy out hard. She hadn't had much mileage on her.

That whore will never ever be the same. She won't forget either lmao.

Onto the next whore.

white girl? how were her tits?

On some level I like to think I was her first john and she was turned off from it after that and when on to be a kinky wife for some lucky dude. But I'm sure she didn't.

Once a prostitute always a prostitute. You don't come back from that lifestyle. The quick money brings them all back.

No she was hispanic. Nice little perky tits, probably small C cups. Did not know how to suck dick well at all but she was a good sport about taking advice. That's when I told her to lick my ass too, and she just went right for it. Not sure if she enjoyed it or not but she did it nonetheless.