Whats the best MILF experience you've had?

Whats the best MILF experience you've had?

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Your mom on the couch while I cucked your dad.

Woman is friends with my mom, lives on the other side of the subdivision. Mom has her friend over for late night drinks, I join. Just me in this 50 yr old woman while mom makes another drink. She starts stroking my leg with her foot. A few weeks of this go by. Parents out of town, she walks over in a super see through like gown dress thing, see underwear clearly. Long story short, go back to her house, have a couple shots then plow her at about 4am. Already has tubes tied, nut all inside, best feeling ever. Happened only once, a week or so later she's with a man her age. I think she used me to clear the pipes out.

hookup with a mid 30s mom. summer time her kid is over at her parents. been talking with her on and off on tinder for a while. nothing happened yet cause we both had some other hookups.
One summer night she calls me in for a booty night. Met her before just once for beer months before that.

> get to her place, wears short shorts and shirt, no bra
> talk for hour or two of our fuckedup exs
> gets late
> she goes to toilets
> hear her get out, stand up walk to hallway and pin her to a wall
> make out
> turns into rough play
> starts scratching me all over under shirt
> grabs me all over
> pin tighter to a wall make her moan as my finger slides down her ass cheeks to her pussy, no panties either
> start playing with her clit going all the way from back
> pants heavily and bites my neck

cont...

> Be 18/19
> Work at Golds Gym
> Lady in her 50s always makes flirty comments
> Messages me on Facebook and mentions something like "too bad you have a girlfriend"
> Ask her what would happen if I didn't
> Basically says we'd fuck
> Ask for her address
> Go over there
> She's drunk
> Dump a load in her and leave
> Randomly fuck her over the next few years when I'm horny and want to get off

> bitch bites hard
> push her away and grab her neck
> she smiles wide
> i am dripping precum already from all this
> lift her up
> wraps legs around me
> carry her to kitchen counter
> looks down at zukkini and smiles saying 'are you this big?'
> grabs cock and wraps fingers around balls
> has that crazy look on her face
> take her shirt off, best milf tits pop out
> dark brown nipples
> start sucking them and biting her hard
> feel breast milk on my lips

>me, 16
>blockparty
>40something milf from block over
>she's sitting at a table alone.
>slide in next to her and talk
>flirt with her, she flirts back
>she sneaks me drinks
>she gets touchy feely
>gets late
>she asks me to walk her home
>her husband's out of town
>front door, asks me to check the house
>I walk into house, look around
>make my way to bedroom
>she stands there, naked.
>she says come to me.
>I do, she drops to her knees
>pulls my shorts down
>swallows my cock
>I stood there shocked
>by the time I could react I was already cuming
>she swallowed all my cum
>stands up and says my turn
>huh?
>she grabs my hair.
>she sits on edge of bed
>pulls my face into her pussy
>now lick my pussy
>huh?
>she starts moaning and bucking my face
>she cums, finally
>I'm hard again
>she smiles, pushes me to floor, mounts me
>fucks me all over
>gets late, sneak out back door
>get home, realize I can't find my cell
>go back to her house
>see back door still open
>walk in
>hear moaning
>peek into bedroom
>her husband's sucking on her pussy
>does he taste good baby?
>I sneak out
>next day get my cell back
>and a bj while her husband mowed the lawn

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I banged my mums old friend when she came to visit she’s 50. She used to be a prostitute when she was younger. Good head. She sent me mail and massive texts definitely a bit loopy. Didn’t contact her again. Haha

not milf - that's cougar or gilf

> milf
> Mom I'd like to fuck
> She has kids
> Her kids don't have kids

Sounds like a milf to me.

You know the husband was in the wardrobe in entire time watching right?

I (25 at the time) started chatting with a cougar (about 45) via a dating website for a few days - she seems really open minded. Lives in my hometown but downtown.

I asked for her exact adress and which appartment she lives in bc I am going to have some drinks downton with some friends on Friday and if she mind if I stop by her place after my drinks with the boys. She agreed, I was drunk, she let me in...after some smalltalk I started kissing her and undressed her also. Fucked her on the couch, she moans something like "dont cum in me" but I did.

Get dressed, said bye and never saw her again.

wrong: Cougar is a slang term for a woman who seeks sexual activity with significantly younger men

The terms aren't mutually exclusive. You can be a cougar and milf at the same time. You can be cougar with no kids, meaning you aren't a milf, or a young milf, meaning you aren't a cougar.

Marrying one. Im 26, my wife just turned 43.

Damn so in 27 years when she's 70 and you're 53 you're gonna be changing her diapers. How do you feel about that?

>Be me, 19
>out at a bar with some friends
>cute blonde is checking me out, smiling looks at me constantly
>take a seat next to her and chat her up
>shes out with 3 friends, but she was definitely the hottest
>find out it's her 30-year-old birthday
>one thing leads to another, start making out
>as the bar is closing she invites me home to a nach with her and her friend
>they start smoking weed, i don't partake cause I'm not that much of a weed smoker
>we start making out again, her friend feels like the third wheel and leaves
>aboutfuckingtime.WinRAR
>we go to her bedroom continue to make out
>"user im not going to have sex with you"
>yeah right, ive played this game before
>i don't say anything but starts to kiss her from the neck and further down
>pull her panties off with my fucking teeth, she tries to close her legs but I just spread the m apart and start going to town on that birthday pussy
>she's high, and starts moaning like crazy
> finally gives in and says "oh my god just fuck me already"
>donthavetoaskmetwice.exe
>starts fucking her slowly then speed up
>she grabs my asschecks with both hands and buries her nails into them
>i fuck her like a wild animal while i pull her hair, sucking her tits and choking her neck
>her nails keep digging harder and harder into my buttcheeks
>kinda hurts but felt really fucking good as well
>bust the biggest nut inside her
>after some chitchat we both pass out
>wake up the next morning she instantly starts playing with my dick
>repeat last night's session
>says i have to go because her ex is bringing her daughter over soon

one of the best fucks I've had, after that I got a kinda fetish for women grabbing my ass while i fuck them.

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i don't call my palm "milf". i'm confused.

>Be 22, visiting New Orleans
>Meet sexy milf at hotel bar
>Says she's visiting with a friend, but her friend met some dude and went off with him
>We have drinks together
>After a few I get bold and figure 'fuck it'
>Go in for the kiss
>She doesn't kiss me back
>#rejected
>Tells me she's flattered, but she's old enough to be my mother
>She was about 40, so I guess that's technically true
>We drink more together
>Start getting drunk
>I start rubbing her thigh and back
>She's cool with it
>Eventually go in for another kiss
>#rejectedagain
>She's still cool with me rubbing on her though
>She starts ordering shots
>I get bolder with my rubbing, start rubbing ass and inside of thighs close to her pussy
>She's cool with it
>Bar starts closing
>Figure I need to make my stand, go in for the kiss one last time
>#success!
>We're making out while the bartenders are cleaning up
>She's staying in the hotel we're drinking at
>Tell her I'm going to walk her upstairs, but will be a gentleman (yeah, right)
>Walk her up, she's going to go in without me, but ask her if I can come in to use the bathroom (really did have to pee, but also wanted into the room)
>She lets me in, we start making out
>Things get hot and heavy
>She lets me underdress her, but keeps stopping short of letting me slip it in
>Start running my dick up and down her slit
>Finally feel her pulling me into her
>#touchdown!
>We fuck rawdog for awhile
>Start realizing I never did pee, pressure from the sex is pushing on my bladder
>Tell her I need to stop and go take a piss
>She holds me tight with her legs, won't let me go anywhere
>Jokingly tell her she needs to let me go or I'm going to pee inside her
>She shrugs her shoulders and says "Do it"
>#areyouserious?
>She says she is
>Tough to piss due to hard on, but eventually fill up her cunt with piss
>She holds it in for awhile then lets it out
>Fuck her feverishly in a piss soaked bed until I bust on her tits
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>After lying there awhile realize how much it sucks to lie in a piss soaked bed
>Get up to go take a shower
>As I'm getting out of the shower I hear a commotion
>Her friend came back to the room
>They start arguing
>Friend is pissed, talking about "are you fucking kidding me, what about your husband?"
>Husband?
>Turns out milf is married
>She thought friend would be out the rest of the night with the dude she met
>Friend noticed the state of the bed
>Freaks out even more
>Realize there was only one bed in the room and they had to share it
>I'm sort of just hanging out in the bathroom not knowing what to do
>Figure "fuck it" got to get out of here at some point
>Walk out buck naked, give the friend a sheepish little nod and grin and start getting dressed
>Friend stares daggers at me, but doesn't speak directly to me
>Get dressed while the friend berates the milf some more
>Finish getting dressed and give my goodbyes to the milf
>Leave hotel, at this point it's about 5 am
>Find a 24 hour bar and sit down to order a shot and a beer and reflect on all that occurred
tl;dr fucked a milf who turned out to be married. Pissed inside her and fucked up her bed for her and her friend to sleep in

All in all it was a good time. Didn't get to exchange numbers with her, never saw her again. Don't even remember her name to be honest.

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>be me, just graduated
>start working at a small company
>be surrounded by all the guys
>go on company team building sailing trip with customers
>have to make them happy all the time
>boat skipper is hot 35yo milf
>blonde, athletic, perfect ass, no tits
>each evenign everyone gets really drunk
>on a second night i start flirting with skipper
>we kiss, make out
>my boss sees me doing it
>knowing this could be my last night in firm i go balls deep
>take blondie on a shore, lonely beach
>make out
>get naked, take a nude swim with her
>fuck her in the sea
>get back to a shore, eat her out
>she suck me off cause it went diamond hard
cont?

Aren't there enough LARP threads for incels already

This is last Tuesday
>>Be me, 27
>>Meet up with 54 year old widowed milf/cougar from AFF
>>Shes looking for a FWB until she moves away next month
>>Talk for a little bit, she wants to wait by the beach to see the full moon
>>Cant see the moon due to clouds but we're making small talk
>>Pull her toward me and start making out
>>She has her entire tongue in my mouth 2 seconds in
>>Still making out, running my hands over her body and start kissing her neck
>>"Want to come back to my place?"
>>Go to her place
>>Leads me upstairs, goes to the bathroom for a minute
>>Comes out completely naked
>>She takes care of herself, in shape, tits are a little saggy from 3 kids, little but nice ass
>>Making out on her bed, make my way down to her pussy
>>Tastes like nothing and shes super wet, get her to come after a few minutes with my fingers/mouth
>>Cums super hard, leaves marks on me from where she was grabbing me
>>Flip onto my back and take my pants off
>>Not the best bj ever but she's filthy and likes dirty talk
>>Makes her way down and starts eating my ass -- incredible
>>"I want you to fuck me doggy"
>>I'm an idiot and ask if she can get pregnant
>>Chuckles "No I'm well past that"
>>Stick it in, she's dripping
>>When I take a break from fucking her she fucks me back
>>Looking down at her perfect asshole and playing with it with my thumb
>>Flip her onto her back and climb on top of her
>>Fuck her with her knees at her shoulders until I cum balls deep inside of her, she was telling me how much she wanted my load the whole time
>>Going to see her again either tomorrow or thursday
>>Having a super eager cum dump milf at my disposal should be fun