Today I placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door...

Today I placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE WORLD, for murders. These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

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Yeah thanks, we've seen this already. 100s of times.

not gonna read all that kys

get off facebook dad

Thats highly irresponsible of a responsible gun owner.... also 1000% bait

>table inside locked house with no occupants
secure location

>leave it on the doorstep outside house with people walking past
try this for your next experiment

tl;dr you're a faggot niggers tongue my anus

>Left unsecured gun and ammunition easily accessible to minors.
>Admitted so on public web forum.
Never ceases to amaze.

This just in

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just ban right wingers from owning guns. fixes all the mass shootings.

WHY do you suck so much??

99.9% of shootings are done by democrats. Check the statistics.

funny essay
a bit pointless maybe
but, frankly, I didn't expect you to be able to do some serious reasoning, anyway

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kekd
let me guess...
you notoriously failed in math, didn't you?

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ywnbaw

How is it supposed to move it doesnt have legs dumbass

>obsessed with trannies
Didn't take long lol

Haha there left win fags have to come back to this other than petty in insults or saying noone cares...ect pretty telling on how weak there arguement actually is

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>hold on let me open up my rent free folder...

Of course nothing happened. You needed to put a jigger full plus a half full bottle of Everclear next to it. That oughta get things going.

>Smith & Wesson .357 Mag
Ruger.

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New Orleans isn't left wing.

Thats such a beautiful story, user. Ty for posting.

Alligator isnt chicken. Am I doing this right?