Wake up at 2am

>Wake up at 2am
>Get out of bed, decide to get a cup of water from the kitchen
>Reach the stairs and turn on the lights
>See picrel
What do, Any Forums?

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seriously? dude i just shoot furfags on the spot and go back to bed

neat costume bro, now I'm gonna go get my mossberg and when I come back you better be the fuck out of my house

Fight it. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life.

This + fuck it long and hard

Have sex with it

People act like a tough guy here, but I know most likely I'd either freeze up, or faint, and would not be able to put up much of a fight against it

It's a dude in a furry suit on his hands and knees, bro. The only people who would "freeze up or faint" are retard children.

Start jerking

Start jerkin

start jerkin

If I wake up and see this at 2am, most likely still being sleepy, I'm not gonna think its some sodomite who broke into my house, but think that werewolves are real and gonna get teared to shreds. You assume people know all the details from a glance of this.

Having been faced with ghosts, I fight. My gun is sitting in my room fully loaded ready to go, I would in fact shoot it

Pull my katana off the wall, throw some Buddhist hand gestures for good luck then go into battle.

Working as a night watchman of a small village, I have seen some disturbing shit over the years, from gangs of thieves to rabid dogs and deranged old people.
Won't lie, some surprise encounters made me flinch, and some made me to get the gun at ready, but mostly, after a few minutes of excitement, cool and steady was the only acceptable reaction.
I would try to establish communication, and if unsuccessful, I would kick his dumb ass down, having the upper ground. If he is on top, coming down at me, I would retire a few steps back.

Piss on it

bend over and pretend you fell while spreading your asshole while saying "verbal consent to funject me with turd cheese"

A night watchman of a small village= gangs? Are you in England?

bend over and have it fuck me in the ass.

pretty sure most furries unhealthy dorks. all you'd have to do to win in a fight is hurt their feelings and they'd completely break down.

Jump down the stairs feet fucking first, and plant my steppers right into its dumb furry face with all the weight of my coomer degenerate body behind the blow. proceed to beat dazed furry to death then go to jail cause i live in fucking maple syrup land and have no self defense rights

I have the higher ground!

>AHHHHHH.jpg
>stumble backwards
>book it to my bedroom
>lock the door
>collect myself like a bitch
>grab shotgun and .45
>quick sec to make sure they’re ready to fire
>look under the door, creature now in front of my door growling
>HI HO SILVER, AWAAAAAYYY
>throw door open and pump a shell into his fucking big gay face
>yelp.png
>pump a couple more
>by some unbelievable furry black magic and sheer bonerific horny sex power, still squirmy
>run over and shoot it in the head with my revolver, then where I think the heart is based on deer
>drag it downstairs and outside whilst trembling like a hoe
>string it up outside by its feet as a warning to all other gay werewolves
>get a glass of water
>fuck my wife

I want that beast to fuck me so bad holy shit