Yo me and the gf just had an offer on a house accepted...

Yo me and the gf just had an offer on a house accepted, best of loves to the Any Forumsros you never know when shit might go right even if it's too early to celebrate

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How much, interest rate, loan length, down payment, location?
All these are factors of if "things went right' or you're just a dude with money doing a fucking normal transaction.

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Do not buy a house with someone you're not married to are you insane

Right, i really fucking hope her name isn't on it, when she cheats on you are some shit she's gonna fucking piledrive your credit and take the house and you're still gonna be paying.
Hope it's in your name and you just charge her half the mortgage

bad timing dude, sorry

Her name cause she could front down payment, tradjew waifu just minus ring cause she is still against kids, 153k, definitely will be selling in 3 years, 1100 a month mortgage split between 2, I know it's almost a meme but if I just don't be stupid the worst is we break up and she gives me what I've paid monthly, we've been together for 8 years so really worst comes to worst she's stuck with it and I get my investment back

Bruh the market is about to crash. You bought at the worst possible time

3 bed 2 bath decent as fuck backyard 2 car garage front of house looks kind of weenie but the neighborhood is waaaaaay better then the apartment were in now for 865 I don't want to get my hopes up but damn

Seems like even if it crashes or won't be as bad as 08 we'd lose maybe 7 or 8k off the bat but after a year or 3 it should even out at the end of it, we'll definitely break even which is more then some can say. Inflation ain't going nowhere so

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Welcome to your new life.

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Congrats user!

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Naw

Thanks magne

>tradjew waifu
you're a fucking retard, huh?

Prob. She cute and the the cheating chance is a solid 8.3% compared to the like 18.7% of regular couples so I'm not that mired

Lol. Good luck normie

>the cheating chance is a solid 8.3% compared to the like 18.7% of regular couples
Lol. K

congrats user

Lmfao

Back then there was lots of speculative buying by ppl who had no business closing but at least there wasn't 2 years of pent up foreclosures about to slam the market. Oh well 153k is baby steps, probably only go down to 90ish

$153K for a house in this market? Is it made of straw? Does it have a roof? Hope you've had the rate locked for at least a month or longer. Could probably get it for $125K in six months. The market is about to crash. You'll be underwater by February.

Does her nigger lover have his own seperate room or does he sleep in the main bedroom while you sleep on a pullout sofa in the basement?

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>1100 a month mortgage split between 2,
I don't think you could go too wrong with that. Shit, a one bedroom apartment in a decent neighborhood goes for $700+ in my neck of the woods.

>buying a house right as inflation takes off and the market is about to plummet
Hahahaha Holy fuck NPCs are stupid as fuck.