I am going to be a forklift driver

I am going to be a forklift driver

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Congrats bro.

That's great! Post tits.

Did you keep it? I would have kept it i like akitas

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Don't touch him belly, Don't stare, and don't give TOO much attention. That's just how kitties like it.

i will be..... i dont know probably dead before i found out

You are going to be a forklift driver.

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Sounds good... Just do me a favor and leave the forks down when it's parked for Christ sakes

>I am going to be replaced by a robot

Certified stand up fork truck trainer her AMA

wear your seatbelt too if it tips over you will fall out and the roof will cut you in half

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Holy shit me too. I have my course in September. Paid for by my boss.

that's great man glad to hear it

If you don't drive like a fucking faggot, that's not something you have to worry about.

I started staring at my neighbors cat and it started leaving mice and frogs on my doorstep. Think he likes me.

fellow driver :')

Nope.
>lumbar yard near me
>guy driving forklift
>small van driver gets lost in yard
>strikes forklift load
>forklift tips

Sad thing is it was just his leg trapped under it. Was screaming for help. His buddies come, use another forklift to lift his truck off him. Pressure released from his leg. Bleeds out and dies. His friends killed him trying to help him.

Accidents happen moron

Snag you one of these I drown in pussy

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I unironically wore that shit

did you buy it with forklift money?

is that because ur gay?

no. it was a gift from a friend. i am white trash kek

Hey. Thats a mean comment.

Oh ok. I worked in a fairly big warehouse, so we had 4-5 forklifts running per shift. We all wore those, and after each shift we would suck each others dicks in the locker room.

Dudes being dudes