I just tasted my own cum and literally threw up

I just tasted my own cum and literally threw up.
Do girls really like this stuff or has porn lied to me all this time?

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Your diet is shit lol

Your diet affects your cum taste, which is why yours is like acid.

You should not base real life off of porn

jizz eaters

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my ex swallowed my cum and loved it. Some women like it

>or has porn lied to me all this time?
Reality beginning to dawn? Try these
>Women don't like being raped
>Most women don't like being choked
>Spitting in most women's faces is not erotic
>Most consensual sex is not violent
Mind = blown?

>Most women don't like being choked
Gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that one.

I eat well enough. It tasted salty and smelled like starch.
I drink a lot of comfy though so not sure how that impacts it.
The worst is texture.

you're dumb as shit lmao

I’ve fucked between 40-50 girls and every single one has either implied or straight up asked to be choked. Even the virgins.

mine's tasteless huh

girls are the most disgusting thing on the planet, no wonder why they all nasty in bed,

>>Most women don't like being choked
Still have to meet a single woman who doesn't get turned on by this

Women have to change the babies. They're programed to be OK with gross things. More so than men.

Doing that to yourself is fagot?

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As gay as touching your own dick

>not wanting girls to be nasty in bed
faggot

Surprise, surprise! Porn is not the same as real life!!!
First of all, stop looking at porn as a projection of reality, because you will be disappointed when you actually get some action irl. Also, it's fucking fiction.
Second, your cum taste really depends on your diet. Although, as a girl, I would rather not have to drink it, but at that time you don't really think of it. I've definitely wanted to puke at times, so if you want to save the person you're with, please don't force them to swallow it or just don't do it whilst their mouth is on you. Unless that person is actively seeking for that, you'll know.

i cant have sex doesnt matter to me

I'm not op, but thanks for the tip, nigger

>Although, as a girl
Show tits with timestamp or gtfo

you fucked 40-50 retards. that shit's not normal.

There are some kind of mushroom fungus growing in my backyard out of this mulch my parents just got laid down this year, and they smell exactly like cum. I’m not joking. If I blindfolded you and held up your own semen and one of these mushrooms under your nose, you couldn’t tell me the difference. It’s so weird. I wonder why cum smells like mushrooms.

That’s like saying “I ate my own shit and it tasted great, because my diet is so good.” You’re just a retard.

>as a girl, I would rather not have to drink it
fail

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All of these things are so revealing about you. Allow me to offer a retort: in YOUR experience, women don’t like to be choked during sex, women don’t have rape fantasies, and women don’t like the taste of cum, because you are not a hot guy, so you’ve never experienced a woman who is insane horny for your Vick and your body. You aren’t a good looking bad boy. You should be aware that this is not the case for all men, and these men have seen women like you never will.