Job hopper reporting in

job hopper reporting in

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I like pic, good job whoever made it

unemployed graduate here

>job hopper, john mcafee, saudi exchange student
most based.
these are spot-on. well done OP.

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enjoy your 8 mile long CV in 30 years

Needs “the overemployed”

>*only includes the best jobs*
>*lies about time spent working there*

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why is the independent game developer lorde?

you can just leave shit off your resume, it doesn't have to list every job you've ever had

- successful engineer with 5 previous jobs and no trouble getting new ones

We don't care; we only look at the last two jobs. As long as they're at least 2 year combined between the two of those jobs we can find a use for them. Anything less is a giant red flag, though.

so if i have been at my current job for about 3 years now what does that mean? and yes i already have all of my vacation scheduled for janurary of next year all 2 weeks

>investment firm developer/legacy codebase programmer
I never knew you could hate someone you've never met so much before

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Are you sure you're a job hopper? You should have hopped a year ago. 3 years is an awkward number as you're not quite climbing the internal ladder and you're not quite optimizing your job hopping salary growth. It's not going to look bad on your resume or anything just seems sub-optimal.

>Spends 5 hours automating a 5 minute task
Yeah, but I have to do it often, the amount of man hours I save (long term) makes it worth it.

Defence and finance contractor here. I even hired rockets guy at better than gov pay and he makes me so much money.

I want to job hop and I'm at the optimal point to do so but I can't be assed to go through the entire job finding process again.

Job hopper here, i like the term code-mercenary more.

I dont think he is op, job hopper would be year and a half max imo

>Legacy Codebase Programmer
Maximum comfy.
I make one 5-line PR a week with some obscure shit changed.

If you're feeling froggy?
>Hippety hop
Where does quant and matching engine dev go? Personally I'm a family man with traditional beliefs and values

>still working 30 years later

>knows every data structure, can't center a div in CSS
kek