Bruh I’m literally so fucking lonely, I literally have no friends let alone a gf

Bruh I’m literally so fucking lonely, I literally have no friends let alone a gf
I’m laying in bed cuddling with my pillow pretending it’s a real girl crying myself to sleep
How tf do I break out of this cycle?

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get a real one I guess

Well no shit, what do I have to do to get one

Become homosexual.

I mean, would you regret it more than being a lonely bitch like you are right now?

get the fuck out of your house, stop being a self loathing piece of shit, eat something healthy and go hang out at a bar or a game store or something. being in your house alone crying isn't gonna help Jack shit. the only person that's gonna help yourself is you

best of luck user

Tried it and didn’t enjoy it. Jerked off with another guy and felt ashamed after. I’m straight and only the love of a woman can satisfy me

don't listen to this faggot. eternal torment in hell isn't worth sucking some dude off at a bus stop

don't ask me I haven't had a gf since 2008

Do literally anything. Go shooting at a gun range, play a mtg draft night, do some byllshit intro to rock climbing course. You'll meet people who are doing the same thing as you so it's automatically easy to talk to anyone there and you'll be bound to make friends or at least just familiar people you'll talk to every time you go. Friends have friends and sometimes they're girls and you'll meet them too

I play in a recreational sports league and all the other guys make fun of me, I stand up for myself of course but after a while it gets to you

We're making fun of you ITT too you crybaby

can't help you since i crave being alone, i don't understand loneliness. I see the absence of humans as a lack of bullshit that i have to put up with and a net positive.

What do they make fun of you for? That might be the first thing you should look into improving/masking.

seriously.
if you sit around thinking about a problem how the fuck is that gonna solve the problem?
this thread serves no purpose and i'd bet my next pay check you know exactly what you have to do to fix your situation.
this thread will archive and you'll still be sitting there moping like a little bitch
if you're in a shitty situation then fucking DO SOMETHING about it you weak willed faggot

How I am short which I can’t change

ah well nevermind, didn't realize you were a manlet.

You are absolutely right, I know I need to start putting myself out there but I don’t know where to start

LITERALLY WALK OUT THE DOOR AND KEEP WALKING
holy fucking autism dude. its not hard.

have you tried paying for friends?

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Starr by moving this shit to Any Forums. Fucking redditarded newfoundlander.

Tackling the clinical depression was a start for me.
It's really common for us humans nowadays because how drastically our lives have changed.

Things that stress us out change, but the feeling and sense of urgency within our mind and body remains the same. Those thoughts and feelings begin to 'stack' up and wear your mind down over time.
The brain becomes stagnant and kind of enters a 'depression' that can last long-term. We can see this using brain scans.
Here's an example: I bought my new Charger 5 1/2 months ago and the day it was delivered I didn't really give a fuck. I wanted to, but I had no real sense of happiness. My motivation was shitty every day. I was just kind of 'satisfied' that it wasn't damaged upon delivery.
I resisted every form of professional interventional and tried all kinds of different things on my own. I think most, if not all the benefits, were simply placebo.
I was at the point of regretting being born, planning for suicide, etc, so i thought alright what the fuck, why not. So I scheduled a doctor's appointment.
I started out taking Zoloft, which seemed to help but eventually made things worse.
I was prescribed Cymbalta and this medication is a Godsend.
It's not 'everything' but it certainly does help motivate me to do different things, try new stuff, socialize, and suppress negative thoughts and feelings (even in real-time)
Whatever you decide to do, it's up to you now.
This should be your first step before you ever worry about friends, girlfriend, job, money, life, etc
This is now a matter of health just like it would be if were pre diabetic or had high cholesterol.

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