>be me >27 year old virgin >start chatting with girl I know through mutual friends >hit it off >go to her place for drinks >start making out >go to bedroom >she lays down and starts rubbing her pussy >I start eating her out >cock gets rock hard from hearing her moan >fuck me user! >ignore and keep licking >fuck me now user! >stand up and she pulls out a condom >puts it on me and strokes me a couple times >try with every fibre of my being to not cum… but it’s too late >cum floods into the condom while she looks shocked >bursts out laughing at me >I get offended and put my pants on >leave and message her later telling her she owes me 5 minutes of oral sex >she stops responding
Haven’t heard from her since last Tuesday, what should I do anons?
You messed up first when you came super early Then you DOUBLE fucked up when you messaged her that she owes you 5 minutes of oral sex She will not talk to you much anymore user
Jack Brooks
Like does it count for anything? Eating pussy?
Jackson Jackson
Lol this has to be a troll.
Thomas Hernandez
No, you're a permavirgin
Elijah Rodriguez
Raping pussy does not count its not eternal obviously
you are sex-less beings
Ian Nelson
this person actually looks like a child
Kayden Hill
Bruh. "Hey sorry about earlier, it's been a long time since I've been with someone as hot as you are and your moans just kinda pushed me over the edge, I'd like to see you again soon and show you how much more fun I can be"
Jackson Allen
Obvious troll but if not
>apologize and roll with the joke >offer to keep going with ora >if good will 100% get called back if good charisma >jack off before hand so you don't cum easily and keep getting better at oral >eventually have good sex life
You fucked up this one beyond repair but for future reference
Tyler Wood
Also no, you're still a virgin faggot user, sorry
Christopher Williams
Nah man I wish. It’s been bothering me for over a week now I can’t stop thinking about it.. fuck
Juan Cruz
She stopped responding to me and I think she deleted me off snap
