Be me

>Be me
>Order food from pizza place
>Comes out to $44.23
>Delivery cuck shows up with my food
>Hand him 45 single dollar bills
>Stand there and watch him count all of it
>Ask for my 77 cents change
>Wait for him to fumble around in his shitbox getting the coins together
>Hand him a dime as his "tip" and slam the door in his face
>Stand by the window and smile as he seething back to his 99 honda civic
>Give him a nice friendly wave if he happens to turn around and see me

Moral of the story? You want more money, get a real job that doesn't depend on tips

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lmao a fucking dime

More than he deserved honesty

Pizza boy looking for a dime,
it’s top of a line.
Shit car, shit life,
And a mind’s that blind

>tfw op wouldn't have been brave enough to do that to a black guy

Alternate ending
>Get the pizza
>Tell him I'm going to fetch the cash
>I takes a shit on the pizza
>Sir there seems to be a problem with the pizza
>I didn't order a pizza with (open pizza box at him)SAUSAGE!!
>He runs away in disgust
>Hahaha you suck!
This ending was based on Drawn Together

What about the ending based on you killing yourself?

that pizza guy is going to come back to that address for revenge

Lmfao damn bro a dime hahah.

>I get the pizza
>I'm alone so I just roll the pizza and eat in one while I watch a rerun of SpongeBob SquarePants
>I down it with the entire 2liter of coke
>All hail Plankton happens and I hit pause
>Put on my grandfather Nazi uniform everything but the pants and unbuttoned
>I jizz on the coffee table and smear it to a Swastika
>On the note pad I time stamp it reading YOU WIN!
>Grand daddy's war pistol to the temple
>I smile a forced and painful smile to the hope the cops will find me stuck smiling due to rigor mortis also with a simichubby.
>I will tell All hail Plankton and pull the trigger
>I'm now fucking dead burning in hell forever
Happy now faggot!?

good man. gotta beat the sense of entitlement out of 'em. They get paid minimum wage, plus cost of gas. Why should they get extra money for free?

If I were you I would be really worried, you don't fuck with people that have nothing to lose

I used to work at Domino's and we had this one dude who would order everyday during lunch. We called him the wizard because he was old and smelled like dogshit.

He would get a Philly cheesesteak and bottle or coke. The total came to like $11.43 and he would always tip $1.57.

One day a driver decided to try and get a larger tip out of him. When he handed the receipt over for the wizard to sign. As he did, he told him, "You know, you can write whatever you want in the tip line."

The wizard wrote, 'go to school,' and shut the door in his face.

The best part of these threads is that there are always two types of responses
> "HOW DARE YOU YOU MONSTER, WE NEED TIPS TO LIVE!"
and
> "Bruuuh I make soooo much money off of tips, I get paid soooo well doing deliveries I feel sooooo successful bruh"
Just know that you can never buy food from there again. Don't fuck with the people who deliver your food if you plan on buying it again.

>be me
>want to go to school
>get stiffed on every delivery
>can't ever get ahead
>people say go to school
>wtf

just be honest we don't pay people cuz we don't want them to get ahead. why tf would we want anyone to ever get ahead lol

Not very smart. Why would you intentionally infuriate someone who knows where you live, knows what you look like, has all your information, and has access to something you're about to ingest? Tip the driver for your own safety.

I would literally jizz on the Anons pizza next time he orders. :)

IMAGINE THROWING AWAY YOUR FREEDOM OVER A FUCKING DIME AND YOUR SHITTY JOB LMFAO STFU YOU LARPING LEFT WING FAGGOT GO KYS AND STOP WISHING THE SHIT YOU LIE ABOUT IS SHIT YOU ACTUALLY DID YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PLEASE DIE

You think student loans are bad? Wait until you see the fines for fucking with someone's food. And you wanna know what else? Your boss is 100% going to throw you under the bus to save his business/franchise.

Good.

yeah, it's like a year in jail and a fine of up to 250,000 for the individual and the company gets slapped too. The owner will definitely, and gleefully, shove you under the bus to keep his restaurant from paying a quarter mil fine

I've jizzed on so much pizza though I just can't find the nerve anymore. I had to mail order animal sperm just to keep for bad tippers.

>nigger dicks

Basically every single argument libs resort to. With variation, of course.

>>Wait for him to fumble around in his shitbox getting the coins together


His shitbox? You mean his asshole? He handed you 77 cents in change he pulled out of his anus?

We get it, you're poor and desperate for someone to look down on.

Enjoy the slashed tires, hope it was worth saving some pennies little niglet.

Yes, and I gladly accepted it because I'm a frugal man. It has nothing to do with the fact that I stuck them up my nose and furiously masturbated until my dick bled.

that would be great. security cameras pointed at the car. That way I can actually ruin the uppity arseholes life instead of just mildly inconveniencing him FOR DOING HIS FUCKIN' JOB

>Hope you enjoy the slashed tires!
>I hope you enjoy spit in your food!
>I hope you enjoy getting your house egged!

Shit that never happens. And if you are in favor of it, all the more reason not to tip the bastards for something that's not obligatory. They're psychopaths like you.

>IT'S THE RIGHT HUMANE THING TO DO!
>OR I'LL RETALIATE VIOLENTLY!