Be me

>be me
>bored master hackerman
>here's my IP address:
>127.0.0.1
>do your best

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HEY! I JUST RUN NMAP SCANNER AND I SEE THE SAME SERVICES THAT INSTALLED ON MY MACHINE, DEED YOU HACK ME ASSHOLE?!

tomb raider mommies are grandmaster hackers with ::1/128 do your worst

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Good luck, I just launched a massive Ddoser attack on this position, sir

WTFFFFF!!?!?!!

Any Forums.org 104.19.129.108
amazon.com 205.251.242.103
bbc.com 151.101.0.81
bing.com 13.107.21.200
cnn.com 151.101.65.67
en.wikipedia.org 103.102.166.224
facebook.com 157.240.8.35
globalissues.org 208.113.185.20
google.com 172.217.167.78
mail.google.com 142.250.66.165
nytimes.com 151.101.1.164
pornhub.com 44.242.13.161
protonmail.com 185.70.42.12
reddit.com 151.101.65.140
stackoverflow.com 151.101.129.69
twitch.tv 151.101.2.167
twitter.com 104.244.42.193
youtube.com 142.250.66.174

DO the needful and take down all of these pls

>doing strange terminal stuff on the computer
>people immediately assume I hacked them
I'm tired of this shit. You being computer illiterate has nothing to do with me being some kind of 1337 h4xx0r. Plebs.

reminds me when i showed a friend some simple regex in a sed command and he thought i m some kind of genius, i wish...

>typing with more than two fingers at a time
Say, user, are you any good at fixing printers? Also, my Google doesn't work, can you reinstall it for me please?

>be updating my loonix
>roomates friend comes over
>are you hacking, bro?
>yes
The idiot didn't dare to connect to our wifi after that because he thought I would hack his phone. Everytime he came over I ran cmatrix and watched him freak out. God, I love normies.

fucking retard, that;s localhost
here's mine actual IP adress: 192.168.1.135

I've scanned your ports and you are based.

kek encrypted your hard drive with some random password get rekt loser

Is there anybody who can do stuff with phone numbers and discord accounts? theres a person who uhhh did some pretty dark shit to me and i wanna mess with them

this is my ip and i am a real human bean.
204:ac6c:6d7e:82e3:fa57:2e6e:c00b:e4f1

>normies watch me
>freak out
>type "tree"
>they freak out even more

>says he's a human
>ipv6
Not a single soul uses ipv6
Your programmer fucked you up AI

you just dun goofed boy

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I'm in. Say goodbye to your system

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what a dumb kindergarden /g is

>watched him freak out
>God, I love normies.
you type like you came in his bussy