You're out in town and you notice a loli near the candy shop, it looks like she's sad.
She doesn't seem to have enough money for a lolipop
>what do?
You're out in town and you notice a loli near the candy shop, it looks like she's sad
Offer to buy it for her.
How very kind of you user!
You're welcome *pat pat*
You're welcome!
Just keep on walking, the judge's order was clear.
I'll give you five more dollars if you let me watch you lick it.
>the fucking what?
show her pics of morbidly obese mutts and tell her she'll become like that and die at 35 if she eats candy
That's... a bir odd user
She gets to have the lollipop if I get to pop her loli cherry
Damn, not gonna let her have aby fun as a kid user?
She doesn't know what you mean by that user
want to come over and play vidya with my son?
Where is your parents?
first you have to take your clothes off
Uh oh
and I don't have a son, was testing ya, seems like you are taught well, now run along to your mommy.
Well I must take her back to her house, it's dangerous out here
My name is user, what is yours?
user dis you forget you were next to other people?
>like the candy shop owner
It's for her own good. Sugar is a drug and it's fucked up that we give it to kids. She'll be thankful later in life.
Buy 10 dollars worth of candy and give her none
>5 dollar for a piece of fucking sugar
What kind of hellhole this takes place, venezuela?