CERN Hadron Collider Is Starting Up Again
For those who remember the CERN hadron collider that started in 2008 (the year everything starting going bad), they are restarting it this year.
Some say that we entered a new timeline when they first used it, maybe given how bad everything's gotten they are reusing it to take us back to the Bernstein timeline.
nytimes.com
that doomsday weapon should be illegal
just running some particles around, this aint Stargate compadre, cool ur jets.
random particle smashing tinfoil crusader. calm down nothing to worry about
RET
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what happens when you combine schizoid patterns with low-IQ?
>nah bro it wasn’t the overvaluation of housing investments and substandard loans with literal imaginary printer money
>CERN did a fucky wucky with the quantum shitterverse just like muh MARVEL DC movies!
Fucking sad
I remember the old CERN threads on Any Forums
I could start up my fucking clothes dryer and have as much effect as CERN's goofy smash up derby
Why aren't you motherfuckers taking this serious? If they lose containment on this thing whilst it's running it will literally smash particles through the centre of the earth and tear it apart. One day you'll be having breakfast with your beautiful wife and the next second you'll be suffocating as earth's atmosphere is ripped away as the planet is split into two. I don't even know how governments let this happen again.
cern is going to cause God to fully and finally intervene
found op
>Bernstein
You, too, huh? Here's hoping.
take ur meds schizo poltranny loser retard faggot ywnbaw tranny kys die nigger kike die
Normal people don't get this upset over schizophrenia. You know you're scared it's actually true.
Doesn't God intervene anyway?
Enjoy your last few hours alive
>tfw every time they turn it on we enter a darker time line
if they turn it on again we will for sure pop off into one where putin launches nukes
Completely lost interest after you used the word "whilst"
Not dark enough. Nukes would at least mean it'd be over for a lot of us. We're in for a far worse fate. We're all going to live to experience something that'll make us wish we had died.