Lads i'm fucking worried

lads i'm fucking worried
>be me
>have friend who likes bbw
>friend says he got valorant gf
>she's a bbw
ohfuck.3DXML
>we start talking less because of valorant gf
>friend says he's meeting up with gf
it's been 6 months since we've spoken

what the fuck do i do goyims

>mfw.LJN

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what is fingered?

Souns like you need a pint in ya lad

welcome to adult life
you'll lose easily 60% of your friends thanks to them simping for random women
it gets worse once your friends all start getting married.
vidya with the boys every night after work starts needing 2 weeks of planning and permission from his wife in order to happen.
they'll start getting rekt by their wives who think 2 hours of vidya a week is too much but 20 hours a week of Love Island and Married At First Sight is perfectly normal
once kids/babies are in the equation you basically never see them again

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shut up

>OP asks question
>provide answer
>doesnt like answer
then why bother making the thread then cunt?

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the worst part is he never even said goodbye, he just stopped talking in our group chats

I didn't say that

I didn't say that, my BELLY said that

>the worst part is he never even said goodbye, he just stopped talking in our group chats
thats just the way it goes

it starts off with
>'dont hang out with him, he drinks too much'
and turns into
>'you dont spend enough time with MEEEE you HAVE to be around MEEE ALL THE TIME'
and nexminnit your mate is forced to sit and watch his wife ignore Love Island while she looks at Insta on her phone.

>try to turn the TV off or change channel
I WAS WATCHING THAT
>try to get up to leave & do something else
YOU DONT SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH ME
>try to pull out his own phone
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, JUST SIT AND IGNORE WATCHING SHOWS WITH ME

do yourselves a favour
find a girl who has ACTUAL hobbies
knitting, exercise, reading, fucking anything
just make sure she's not a basic bitch dumbslut that thinks "pizza xD" and "disney movies ^^" are a personality

ty bro this helps a lot man, glad someone gets it :)

NYEHEHEHEH MARIO TAKE A POOPY AND IT GOES BBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

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OP's friend here i know who hes talking about. this is our friend now, he looks like a literal crack addict. to think only 3 years ago he was just eating frozen pancakes and having a good time with us.

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Faggot

yeah but as you can see from the rest of this thread, these 18yo zoomers think i'm fucking wrong
give em 10 years and they'll be crying making the same thread again

OP's friend here i know who hes talking about. this is our friend now, he looks like a literal crack addict. to think only 3 years ago he was just eating frozen pancakes and having a good time with us.

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yo is this splongle? whats up man? yeah it kinda sucks, the pancake shit was hilarious lmao

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OP's friend here i know who hes talking about. this is our friend now, he looks like a literal crack addict. to think only 3 years ago he was just eating frozen pancakes and having a good time with us.

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How I feel in this thread.

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did she eateded him

yep.

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Another friend of OP here, I just miss the times that i would build smash bros characters out of legos with my friend. i just want him back...

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I suggest you get into hypno weed cuck sissy bbc roleplay! It’s a great hobby and a really good way to make new friends!!

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Go choke to death on a black dildo.

I'm half black?

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