>Be God
>See's you get born
>Decide to make you suffer just for the lolz
>Continuously builds your hopes up with little moments of happiness sprinkled in just to destroy them later and make you suffer tenfold
>Eventually you have enough of your shitty life and kill yourself
>FUCKING SINNER. HOW DARE YOU WASTE THIS GIFT OF LIFE I GAVE YOU
>Send's you to hell to burn forever
>Goes back in time to watch the next person get born and judge their life
>Next person is born
>Decide to fuck with them for the lolz
Be God
Jaxon Mitchell
Ethan Gutierrez
>Be God
>Don't exist
Ftfy
Cameron Lopez
God doesnt do anything for lulz
Julian Phillips
> allegedly the source of morality and all goodness
> commands massacre of entire cities
> murders first borns for the actions of the leader who god himself made disobedient and stubborn
> kills david's infant son as punishment for david's sins (MUH PRO LIFE)
> allows sex slavery
> allows chattel slavery and beating of slaves
> bans mixing fabrics and gays though
Cameron Baker
>Be op
>Be real afraid hell is real
>Make shitty post talking about God
>Think I caught Gods fuck up
>Hope I'm in echo chamber
>Tell myself "I am a woman"
Lincoln Wood
That was almost pretty good until the goes back in time bit. Assuming an omnipot being experiences time the same way humans do is thinking of a five year old
Joseph Young
just kill yourself and find out
Justin Sanchez
t.
Asher Bell
god is a jewish lie to control the masses.
Austin Reyes
Nah I’ve had to super easy in all aspects of life
Jason Robinson
> pair of every animal, carnivore or herbivore, on a boat for 6 months
> 6000 year old earth
> talking snakes
> giants
> blatant contradictions
"Yeah bro, this makes sense"
Matthew Stewart
You were supposed to endure the tribulations God sends your way, haven't you read the book of Job?
Wyatt Hughes
>be god
>get butthurt over anal sex
Christopher Perry
>pair of every animal on a boat for 6 months
and? an all powerful god cant make them docile for 6 months?
>6000 year old earth
this is debated among various sects
>talking snakes
retards still thinks it was an actual snake
>giants
lmao, we got 7 foot tall people today, manlet.
>blatant contradictions
prove it.
Elijah Reed
Logan Torres
Connor Taylor
> and? an all powerful god cant make them docile for 6 months?
I can't believe a grown human being typed this. There is no evidence for your god, and the fact that you have to resort to that level of desperate, ad hoc explanations adds more comedy to how gullible you are.
> this is debated among various sects
The fact that this is "debated" shows how worthless religion is.
> retards still thinks it was an actual snake
> "No guys, it wasn't a talking snake, it was the baddest demon of all DISGUISED as a snake!!!"
L O L
> lmao, we got 7 foot tall people today, manlet.
Yeah bro, the giants described in the Bible were just Shaquille O'Neal!
> blatant contradictions
There are a ton of them lol. Jehoiachin being 8 or 18 years old when he became king, the order of creation, Ahaziah being 22 or 42 years old when he became king, when they came to the sepulchre in Mark/John, Judas buying the field with the silver or throwing it away, etc.
> b-b-but muh translation error explanation
Great way for the all-powerful creator of the universe to communicate the most important information ever amirite
Nolan Kelly
>Be OP
>Is faggot
>Make shitty greentext about god and watch others come in and debate religion
>Got em
Logan Cook
Nobody asked you. Shut up faggot
Ryan Scott
Nah... you rape your happiness from God.
God is trying to put you down.
Thomas Campbell
GO BACK... to hel