China is going to win the race to Mars

China is going to win the race to Mars.

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Imagine the zero g lesbian sex.

Lol that’ll go welll

Are they implying females don't have sex?

Doesn't matter for three reasons:
1) The whole thing will be automated anyway. You could literally put monkeys on that rocket and it'll have the same chance of success.
2) This is from some garbage website in Pakistan that reads like it's been put through a Google translator.
3) Even if this article has a shred of truth, it's writing about a NASA mission, not a SpaceX mission. SpaceX actually has a timeline to get to Mars within this decade; whether they will hit that timeframe is irrelevant because it at least shows they want to get it done fast, and have proven time and time again that they move faster than every other space agency on the planet. NASA doesn't even have budget, let alone a solid timeline, for going to Mars. It's still in at the conceptual stage. China will beat NASA for sure, but they're not beating SpaceX.

Why don't they just send men instead of women?

The team will be more competent and efficient.

The Mars crew should be only BLACK females and trannies.

If you are going to make history, you have to do it right!

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kek crash landing junk on mars
solid plan

What is there to imply? Women do not have sex without men, sex with men is just semi-consentual rape

Lmao

mars doesn't exist

The spooge from their fapping will float around in zero g s and get into the equipment.

Oh boy (pun intended), can't wait to see that happen.

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>send men and women to Mars
>fuck like crazy 6 months out
>populate Mars with American children
>America first to colonize/populate Mars
>win

You’re welcome.

Ground Control, this is Space Scissor 1, we've achieved orbit!

>Identify as woman
>all female crew, 1.5 years
>aw yeah

>Second

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China cant even design a building that doesnt fall over
there's literally no way they'll get to Mars, let alone the Moon

regardless of who you send to Mars, it's a 6~9 month one-way trip with our current technology, not to mention the sheer amount of radiation exposure will be similar to receiving multiple MRIs every day for 6~9 months
then there's the muscle atrophy.
yeah they could land on Mars and survive, but they'll be too weak to literally stand up after being in zero-G that long, let alone walk or perform meaningful tasks

Why not have a female astronaut just to blow the lads? She should swallow so no bits float around.

trans wouldn't be allowes to go to space for obvious medical concerns.

Huh. I thought women had no spacial reasoning.

There is no gravity in space, they can't rope.

I hope all the nerdy, awkward, Asperger's kids that are going to Mars get to fuck each other.

If I identify as female can I go and be stuck in a tin can for a year and a half with increasingly horny women please?

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Boy if only there was some station in, say, low earth orbit that we could send astronauts to in order to test these things and find solutions for extended time in zero G

Who cares?

Maybe Mars needs cleaning?