Fucked up jokes, go

I dont have easily offended friends, they are all my age and grew up saying the same jokes.

What's Harlem's favorite war movie?
Black Cock Down.

Dead baby jokes.
Edgy to the max.
I never understand why people think that "dead baby" is the pinnacle of shock humor. It's dumb shit 10 year olds say.

Why don't black people drive convertibles?
Because their lips would flap them to death.

You have no friends.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?
64. 4 in the seats and 60 in the ash tray.

How do you make a copper wire?
Throw a penny down in front of 2 jews.

What is a jew's favorite "sports slogan" in football?

>Get the quarterback!

A 3-story house catches on fire and burns to the ground before the fire department can rescue anybody.
3rd floor has a white family
2nd floor has a spic family
1st floor has a nigger family
Which family survived?

The white family, because the parents were at work, and the kids were at school.

Dude walks into the gunstore
"I want to buy a gun"
"What kind of gun?"
"Dunno, I just want to shoot cans
"What kind of cans?"
"All sorts of cans: african-ameriCANs mexiCANs..."

What do you call a wealthy black gentleman who studied at Oxford and is wearing a $1000 Fendi suit?

A nigger.

What's purple and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

Why do fat girls suck cock so well?
Because they're hungry.

What do you call two niggers fucking?
Fucking niggers

>dumb shit 10 year olds say
/thread

How do you get a Witch pregnant?
You fuck her.

Shit thread everyone who posted please kys, not a joke or anything. Actually kys

What are the commonalities between good wine and the best girls ? Both are 12 year old and locked in a cellar.

I used to be able to tell some of these in public

Why was the transvestite arrested? He committed mail fraud.
Why was the black Jew protesting? He had to sit in the back of the oven.
What did God say when he made the first black person? "Oops, I burned one!"

A bunch of mental patients are sitting on a bench in the psych ward. A sadist says "I wish I could torture a cat right now." The pyromaniac next to him says "I would love to light one on fire." The bestiality fetishist next to him says "I'd have my way with it first!" The masochist at the very end says "Meow."

Two naked redneck girls were getting their pictures taken by a redneck boy, but he was struggling with the lens on the camera.
"What's he doing?" Said redneck girl #1
"I think he's trying to focus." Said redneck girl #2
"Bofus?"

A rabbi and a priest were sitting at a park bench lecherously looking at toddlers playing.
The priest leaned over and whispered into the rabbi's ear "Hey you feel like fucking some kids today?"
The rabbi responded "Out of what?"

How do you stop a baby crawling in circles? Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Two little girls were playing in the yard when one said to the other,
"Yesterday, I found a prophylactic on the patio"
The other little girl said,
"What's a patio?"

A teacher, a lawyer, and a catholic priest are on a sinking ship. The teacher says, "We have to save the children!" The lawyer says, "Fuck the children!" The priest asks, "Do we have time?"

test

Teenage girl asks her dad if she can take the car to the mall.

Dad says, "Sure, but you've gotta suck my dick first."

Girl argues, but finally gives in. She starts, but then starts spitting.

"Dad, this tastes like shit!"

"Oh," he says. "I forgot, your brother has the car."

Nobody cares about you or your mindless barbaric yawp.

A man arrives at his house when he sees an ambulance and a fire truck and police with lights flashing.
He sees his grandfather in the ambulance unconscious. The man's 6 year old daughter is in the yard, and he asks her what happened.

"Grandpa and I played a game called kiss the magic puppet, but the puppet spit in my face so I bit its head off".

You're on a safari in Central Africa. Somewhere on the side of the dirt road sits a child crying its eyes out. You stop and get out of the Jeep.
"How old are you, little one?", you ask.
"F.. four."
"What could make someone as young as you cry so bitterly?"
"My midlife crisis."

Because it gets reactions out of children like you