>beme
>fuck a post-op trans girl I meet online
>he/she is super cute with perky tits
>pull off her panties and notice a foul stench
>discover trans pussy shares microbiome with their asshole
>feel like I wronged my penis by putting it in 'her'
I feel genuinely disgusted with myself.
>her panties
>her
yeah you’re a faggot, enjoy your AIDs / STDs.
Got eem
I guess I am now..
My dick *still smells like shit* and it's been a few days. Everytime I clean it the smell of shit just comes back.
Wait a sec OP, are you telliing me that after smelling the rancid shit filled 'neo vagina' you actually put your poor cock in the wound? How did you even stay hard? Do you have a kink for sewage?
>fucks trans
>thinks it's wrong to fuck ass
Nigger, you're a faggot and a retard
You made a huge mistake, you fucked a tranny.
You are down bad.
make better plans, avoid dirty trans
Dip your cock and balls and cover the surrounding area in hand sanitizer. Then cover your balls in yogurt.
how was it thought? apart from the fact that she got some hygiene issues going on. I've always wondered what trans pussy feels like compared to regular one
I felt obligated at that point to continue.
Why the yoghurt?
It didn't feel terrible, it felt different on the push in but after that it was pretty standard.
73% of statistics are made up.
Gay bro Buttfucker McAssmaster here. That sounds disgusting. Gay bros at least prepare before taking it up the ass, but that sounds like it was nastier than just fucking a dude who didn't prepare to take it up the ass.
You stuck your dick in the poopgash because you didn't want little miss tranny to feel awkward? You deserve your aids and shitty cock if you're that spineless
Yogurt contains lactic acid, an alpha hydroxy acid, that dissolves dead skin cells. This gentle exfoliation not only helps to create a natural glow and prevent breakouts, but works to diminish the appearance of lines and wrinkles. So smooth ballsack. Your balls will get very hot when you dip them in hand sanitizer and the yogurt will also help cool them down afterwards. Use probiotic yogurt
>op abandons thread instead of covering his balls in yogurt
Guess it won't be the strangest place I've put my junk recently...
That's a little harsh man, I feel like you're just mad other people are having sex while you can't even get your hand to consent
You're probably right, but apparently it's "normal" for trans pussy to smell like shit.
>her
your a fag and u get what u deserve for fucking another dudes shithole. Enjoy the GRIDS lmao
dont do this OP it makes mustard gas
I didn't fuck their ass, I fucked their inside out penis.
I'm not the one who just got aids from a man with mutilated genitals. I would rather be celibate the rest of my life than fuck a tranny, as I am not a desparate coomer like you FYI, I have a date with a biological woman later today (she doesnt smell like shit, unlike your partner kek)
Oh well then that's not gay at all. As you were.
So their shithole?
But what if they used part of the trans ball skin to make the fake pussy? If OP;s nuts touched that when they did the deed it counts as balls touching=GAY
Why do people still use this “…so [insert same guess I just said no to]?” line? Nobody ever laughs, it is with the bottommost of the bottom of barrels jokes.
I can see this getting appealed all the way up to the Supreme Court potentially. First off, I am assuming neither OP nor the troon said "no homo" at any point during the transaction (trans action lol). Therefore, the negation of any homosexuality via this vital piece of legal language most likely did not occur. Therefore the legal definition of gay being that "balls " may or may not have touched at some point comes into play. This is typically invoked when the intact scrotum of one man comes into physical contact with the intact scrotum of another, with both assumed to contain testicles. Whether or not this definition encompasses the scrotal skin sans testicles Is something that is not covered in the letter of the law. Therefore determining the spirit of the law in this case becomes tricky.
cope. fag.
Because most people are fucking hacks who have no comedic timing or any idea how to actually be funny, so they just repeat shit theyve seen on tv/social media. Why do you think shit memes are so poplar with normalfags now?
>I didn't fuck their ass
I refer you to exhibit A, in which you yourself OP said the following:
>trans pussy shares microbiome with their asshole
If one orifice is infested with the shit/bacteria of the other, any difference between the two is merely a technicality. Are you saying you didn't stick it in their "shithole" because "ACKSHUALLY..."?
I wonder if there is a prescedent for this sort of case
bro im not op, schizoid
Nice LARP. Didn't know your hand could identify as a biological female lel.
I agree
Hmm. I didn't stop to ask if their scrotal skin was used or not, but guessing by the aesthetic it was used to forge the pussy lips and so I have to concede that I probably am gay, as the outside skin of atleast my penis (and probably my balls) touched some of their sack (which has now been forged into cunt lips)
>same ip
Nice try OP.