You've reached the final level. You face the Boss Nigger. You must fight him to the death. He's been drinking malt liquor and he's armed with a straight razor. You only have what's in your arm's reach rn. What are you going at him with and your strategy?
You've reached the final level. You face the Boss Nigger. You must fight him to the death...
Xavier Johnson
Gabriel Davis
Grab my fucking machete and hack at his arm. Can't cut me if your razor arm is on the floor.
Adrian Cruz
Nice user.. tactical no bs. I like it
Aaron Russell
I don’t have shit in arms reach right now. So I guess I’m gonna have to bite his dick off
Landon Flores
I've got a glass bottle of olive oil that im trying to use to jerk off with while browsing Any Forums right now.
I'll just grab that and crack it open on the side of the road and kill him with the shards
Caleb Nelson
A glass of water. Throw it at his face as hard as possible and spark his ass clean out with a few punches
Gavin Nguyen
Nice quick thinking user
Lincoln Howard
Always gotta be on your toes around his type..
Jack Morris
I'd shine my phone's flashlight in his eyes to disorient him
Chase Lopez
You're right. I've tangled with em once or twice in my day. Very fast and hard to grad a hold of
Ethan Morales
Ok that buys you 2 or 3 seconds... Now what??
Jacob Howard
Logan Brooks
My pillow, swing is at the blade to hopefully get the blade to fall out of his hands then proceed to woop is crackhead ass
Aaron Lewis
Nice. I think the pillow would work. Very plausible.
Jose Allen
No sweat
Nolan Sanchez
wat dat
Xavier Sanchez
S&W .357
Jackson Wilson
why da shoes so small
Brody Murphy
grab his bottle and start beating on him
Anthony Stewart
I guess I'd throw the coffee table at him and then the couch.
Samuel Hughes
Size distance illusion
Mason Powell
>freak show
>he's just black
Sebastian Clark
Sig Sauer 9mm.
I almost feel bad for him. He brought a knife to a gun fight, just like the saying.
Matthew Morris
his hair are greasy, use my lighter to put him on fire
Carson Fisher
I love this response.