>be me
>chocolate supervisor
>make sure chocolate batches are clean
>bully wagies in the factory
>sneak out free chocolates for me and my wife
>cushy as fuck
>go to work one day
>all the workers are in the lobby
>”user! come quickly!”
>am ushered to the machine that lays the chocolate in a mold
>somehow it broke
>chocolate everywhere
>on the walls
>puddled on the floor
>gumming up the machines
>i think some splattered on the ceiling
>mind you this is an enormous warehouse
>you could probably fill a swimming pool with the chocolate that spilled out
>looked like a fucking bomb went off
>”wtf happened?”
>wagies who witnessed it said it went haywire
>’it took them a minute to turn it off but the damage was already done’
>refuse to believe them, there was an obscene mess, no way this happened in under 15 minutes
>call repairman, then check cameras
>see it happen
>6 wagies were in the fridge, where the chocolate goes after it gets put in the molds
>they come out with duffle bags
>noway.jpg
>on the way out one of the wagies gets a bag caught in the mold machine’s press
>it almost breaks his fucking arm
>machine immediately destroys itself
>chocolate getting poured directly on the fucking floor
>the wagies scramble to fix the machine
>this goes on for almost two hours before they shut down the entire factory
>two of the six wagies are still there
>check their cars for the duffle bags
>filled with baking chocolate bars
>not the stuff you can even eat, its the shit you sell to retailers for baked goods
>it’s like low quality dark chocolate that’s hard as a rock
>tell big boss about the fiasco
>he fires all six of them immediately
>does a full review of all camera footage for the investigation
>uncovers footage of me nabbing chocolates over the last year
>put on paid suspension
>mfw im about to lose my job because a bunch of retards tried to pull an ocean’s 11 for inedible chocolate
Be me
ah very sads
i once had glorious job in cucumber factory
loose it for trying as dildo and return to store truck
You and wagies taking snacks every so often seems harmless, even an ethic motivator to manufacture quality chocolate.
Maybe wagies should have just asked for chocolate duffel bags.
You dumb ass lazy fuck
man hook hand hook car door
>I was a major sales xir to the Mexican population. Nobody else could mule like me
this greentext is so worthless that it will either end up on reddit, or with someone walking a dinosaur
>implying it's not already stale
Did those retards not know there were cameras?
Like how the fuck do you just ignore those?
NVM I work with retards as well. Im actually quitting this week cause I'm tired of being with morons.
get fucked lmao
why would you steal? you're getting fired because YOU ARE A THIEF, no one else's fault but yours.
verification not required
>stealing from work
Good thing you don't work for me.
How come some faggots will post their Captcha at the end of their posts for no reason? I get it if it almost spells out a relevant word, but thats usually not what’s happening. Who the fuck cares that it didn’t ask you to verify???
other bots can still use the same captcha if they are in the time window
OMG! That one still floating around?
Heard it back in the 60's.
youre just butthurt because some spic used a pepe on you
karma for bulling the wagies. anyone who does that should get it worse than they deal it
No,if you lose youre job its because you're a thief
You wouldn't be on paid suspension if you're getting fired though
Stop being a nigger
no they can't.
Wut
>boy! Quit ripping up the carpet
>why?