What is a minor confession you'd like to make today?

What is a minor confession you'd like to make today?

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Ive never seeded a torrent in my life

What is seeding a torrent, user?

I dropped an ice cream cone into a corner mail box when I was 10.

lol

I know where you got that image. And who you got it from.

i love my gf but not that much.

I am an absolute retard around women.

I jacked off to Sara Jay because she looks like one of my Teachers

We had a velvety couch when I first started jacking off and I blew countless loads between the cushions when I was alone. For a while I slept on the couch for that very purpose.

I listen to 2000s emo music without a drop of irony when I'm by myself. Sometimes I try to hit the high notes.
6'1 185lb redneck btw

I think op is a faggot

I taught a parrot at a pet shop how to say nigger. I also went back in there with hot sauce all over my and and stuck it into the puppy pin.

I took some of my brother’s fries and never told him

There's something satisfying about the campy gayness of it. I still think cookie monster fantasy metal is just as cool as when I was a kid but like you I'm by myself when I listen.

I fart on my roommates pillows when he is away, he has had pink eye three times now.

I lustfully and vigorously masturbate to images of women that are not my wife. I used to enjoy a small amount of benzos with my alcohol, to increase its effects. But no more, as I have discovered the joys of cannabis.

Hahaha fucking kek thank u user what else u do?

>with hot sauce all over my and and stuck it
ALL OVER YOUR WHAT????

the h is silent

I cum in my aunt's slipers

my life is slowly turning into metal gear and i despise every second of it
big boss is already gone

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