I am turning 34 tomorrow

I am turning 34 tomorrow.

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Happy premature birthday then user! Can't think of another way to say that? Would have been better if you left it until tomorrow and said "It's my birthday I'm 34 thought I'd let you know" or something. Or even a belated birthday which would sound better than 'happy premature birthday''. That sounds like some sorta weird celebration for a premature birth which is.. weird. Why did you put me in this position user? Have you no courtesy?

I'll send you some Vicky pics in the mail
Happy birfday faggot

gj fren. thanks for keeping the universe alive for one more year

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Can't be worse than turning 30 or 40

thank

Appreciate it pardner

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Happy birthday user hope you will heave a good day

thanks

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And you still come here? Yikes

Congrats! You made it through the most intense psychological operations in human history.

Note to self: in 15 years don't be this loser

Happy birfday fren

me in September

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I am making Alfredo's pasta. you are all free to come

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happy birthday. wish you to leave Any Forums soon

Yes. I'll bring a chocolate cake.

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I turned 32 on the 3rd. Happy birthday faggot. Hope you are at the very least not a virgin at this point.

Most faggots would whine about that while making that same announcement on here

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You'll more likely be dead from Gates new "Vaccine"

Congrats. How will you be celebrating the day with your wife and kids?

I got lost my virginity just last week in Thailand. I am going to marry her.

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Sauce on those tits?