I’m a bored stripper ask me anything. And no I’m not showing my tits lame O’s

I'm inclined to believe this isn't a larp, mostly because the girl in ops picture face is butt ugly. Who would pretend that that is there's.

From the perspective of a stripper,how do you feel about BOFA being introduced to the industry?

You know the rules and so do I

Approximately stripper dumb. What, are you paying tuition with your stripper money?

Nice not too skinny

Whats your opinion on the demonic, genocidal, zionist, apartheid state of Israel?

Dumb enough to come here and claim to be a "stripper"

How bad did your step-dad hit you?

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80-90 average
They don’t
Wow how fucking mean
What the hell is bofa

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Tuition @ skank university.

BOFA DEEZ NUTS YA HOUND

Imagine larping as a girl. You utter faggoted faggot

Newfags still think they're talking to a stripper

I mean I knew some girls that did that shit to pay for their school and it's apparently pretty good money. Got their degrees and got out tho lol

>being this new

You show you're tits all the time on stage, then you give blow jobs behind the dumpster for an extra rock.

I have to disagree. It's a larp.

Op madame stripper ignore him you are beautiful

>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my retarded concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel as well
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will grow larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium deficiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China will grow larger

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Israel is the home land
What’s wrong with that ?
Don’t have one
That sucked try again
It’s tough dealing with drunk assholes all the time but it pays

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Imagine being such a whore that you only show your tits when being paid

Tits or GTFO

Do you like the song "Funky Little Beat" by Debbie Deb?
>ROCKIN IN THE STREET, RA RA RA RA ROCKIN IN THE STREET

I'm sure you're going through struggles and want some validation, but you've come to the wrong place.

Show your fucking tits or shut the fuck up.

What could I get for 500

The Chinese really are the dumbest motherfuckers in the entirety of history. Beyond the hilarious and obvious videos of them falling into escalators, industrial machinery and pot holes, here are a couple of examples of why.

>Mao sees birds eat grains
>he tells 1 billion Chinese to kill all the birds in China so that the birds won't eat their grains anymore
>1 billion Chinese kill all the birds in China
>with no more birds, the insect population explodes in China
>the insects eat all the grains
>45 million Chinese starve to death
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

>Mao needs steel to make buildings
>he tells 1 billion Chinese to stop farming and working, and instead to melt down all their metal to produce steel
>1 billion Chinese gather every single piece of metal in sight, including farming tools, pots, and pans
>1 billion Chinese chop down every single tree in sight to fuel the furnaces, and even tear down their own houses to provide more wood
>in the end, 1 billion Chinese produce millions of tons of useless pig iron that is completely unusable
>1 billion Chinese now have no homes to live in, no tools to use for farming, no pots to cook food, no wood to heat the pots, and no food to eat because the insects helped themselves to it with no birds to worry about
>40 million Chinese starve to death
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Leap_Forward

Just take off, and nuke China from orbit. Only way to be sure.

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